Monj

@monjinator.bsky.social

There’s a place beyond the wormhole that only lovers know. She/Her not gay as in happy, queer as in fuck you

A man, invariably: This is a girly hobby, so I can probably dive in cold, learn everything, and be giving advice and info to everyone within 2-3 hours Same man, 3 hours later, bleeding from multiple wounds, holding 8 ice packs, limping, sobbing: MAN DOWN MAN DOWN WHY ARE THESE WOMEN SO MEAN

Star Fleet in DS9: we cannot step into Bajoran affairs bc THE PRIME DIRECTIVE Star Fleet in TOS: these aliens have a giant beacon outside their planet telling us they don’t want any visitors but we have orders so oh well, we’re ignoring that! And that’s how you get stuck at the OK Coral #StarTrek

I feel like this “queer futurity” anthology is actually quite grim? Like I’m glad you are all continuing to be gay in The Future but all the imagined futures are like “surviving the coming downfall of civilization”

I know it’s because of like actors and casting and such but in universe it’s absolutely insane that all the former midwives aren’t here to see Trixie finally getting married. You’re telling me Jenny can’t come? Chummy? Mary Cynthia?

MOHELA: swearing up and down that I can apply for autopay online and it just takes 1-2 billing cycles Me: I applied JUNE 3. That’s 2 cycles! And now you have applied a 9/30 deadline to apply to get an additional interest rate reduction, I’m NOT getting off of hold. Tell me my autopay status!

What do you MEAN that TE Lawrence wrote to Apsley Cherry-Garrard (one of the survivors of the Terra Nova expedition to Antarctica ) and was like “If our sexes had been different (one of us, I mean) we could have pulled off a eugenist's dram. As it is there's only a mutual admiration available.”

I would apologize for the amount of Lawrence of Arabia posts I just put into my queue except that I’m not sorry - everyone should be looking at those boyfriends

Still reeling from going to the zoo this weekend and seeing an orangutan, which is basically a person, just sitting there in a hammock. I was tearing up imagining being a sentient creature in a captivity, then looked at my husband, who sighed a troubled sigh and murmured, “I wish I were in a zoo”

I feel like RPatz, Elliot Page, and Samantha Morton fucking killed it tho. RPatz continues to bring weird little guy energy to every character even if they are not strictly weird little guys #TheOdyssey