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@montron.bsky.social

COO @ Gravity Well. I crochet a lot.

I’m in Vegas for a family vacation and was given an “upgrade” to the conference suite. Truly, wtf am I supposed to do with this?? It’s me, my partner, and our 5yo lmao.

Conference room

Been thinking about the one time I went to the office and had my button up half tucked. I guess I wasn’t pulling it off because @slothy.com saw me and said “your shirt’s not tucked in all the way”. Never worn a half tuck since.

Location: hotel pool Vibes: fun in the sun Me: relaxing on a lounge chair My child: swims to the pool edge, gets the lifeguard’s attention to say “I farted in the pool.. twice”

How am I supposed to concentrate on work when I’m too busy rewatching Alysa Liu’s gold medal winning performance and researching how to fight a group of monkeys who are being absolute meanies?

I was walking out of a salon in Brentwood and Paul Lieberstein (Toby from The Office) walked by right in front of me. I called out to him and said “Hey! I’m a big fan of yours and my husband’s gonna be really jealous when I tell him I met you”. He laughed and said thanks.

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Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction

Late as always but I finally watched Heated Rivalry and I can’t remember life before Shane and Ilya. I’ve become obsessed with all of it and I need about 28 more episodes stat. Instead, I’ll settle for a rewatch and maybe read the books.

Thanksgiving Break day 5/5. I just told my kid that the pint of ice cream I was eating was poison. But it’s not harmful to momma’s which is why I can have it. (He’d already had his dessert and didn’t need more sugar)

Thanksgiving Break day 1/5. How’s it only 10am when I’ve been awake for 14 hours already? We’ve already had breakfast, played, watched tv, and played some more.