— ROOK THORNE. dragon age: the veilguard. 18+, selective. by august

— @borealisreina.bsky.social God, does Nick hate navigating Epcot. It's a damn good thing he got here over two hours early. Catch a bus to costuming. Try on no less than four sizes of the blues - and Christ, does he look stupid in the blues. Shove your street clothes into a locker.

firmly deciding not to ask why four guests have come up today needing treatment for bite wounds from the Tiki Room

sorry no i'm just fucking with you. continue

BEAKER.@meepmi.bsky.social · 2y ago

( WAILING IN DESPAIR ) MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Just Nick. Uhhh... Your... Majesty.

✧ Famed is thy Beauty, Majesty...@bypoisedapples.bsky.social · 2y ago

Shepard, lovely to see you again !!

ALRIGHT. ONE WORD. FIRST LETTER..... M. SECOND LETTER... I.

BEAKER.@meepmi.bsky.social · 2y ago

( HOLDING UP ONE FINGER ) MIMIMI! MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIIMIMIIMiMIMMMIMIMI

the in-laws are here pack it up

OKAY, OKAY. SORRY. HOW MANY WORDS, THEN

BEAKER.@meepmi.bsky.social · 2y ago

MMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! ( FEVERISHLY SHAKING HIS HEAD NO )

i have reason to believe the muppet was cussing me out

personal muppet ranking 1) the count (chill but sometimes visits my house at 6 am with an organ and thunderstorm accompaniment) 2) orange tube guy (neutral i don't know what the fuck he's saying) 3) big bird (got real up in my business about my divorce that one time)

( horrified ) YOUR DICK?

BEAKER.@meepmi.bsky.social · 2y ago

mimimi meep mi!!!! mi!!! ( frantically pointing at himself. and then making a tube shape with his hand )

okay! okay, great. that's good. i can work with charades. okay, little man, hit me.

BEAKER.@meepmi.bsky.social · 2y ago

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( HUGE thumbs up )

how do you feel about charades. just curious

BEAKER.@meepmi.bsky.social · 2y ago

mimimeep :( mi. meep. mi mi.

I'M SORRY. OKAY. I'M SORRY. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T START SCREAMING I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME

BEAKER.@meepmi.bsky.social · 2y ago

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

jesus christ. this again

the apartment didn't come with one of those

𝙹𝚄𝙽𝙸𝙿𝙴𝚁.@thyuntoldmemoir.bsky.social · 2y ago

You could always try a bed.

need to befriend somebody who works on living with the land so they can let me loop on that thing twenty times without unloading. that right there is a prime napping space

yeah. sure. margarita. ask yourself what jimmy buffett would do in this situation

quit using the m word

yes that’s why i said it? keep up

springing the question too early is the number one way to set yourself up for divorce man

GETTING BITCHES DOESN'T QUALIFY AS A POLYCULE

in what universe could nod handle a polycule who the fuck are you hiring in your writers room over there

space jam

if i'm skipping all the parts you're in then you can hardly call it Your movie now can you

WHAT????

BEAKER.@meepmi.bsky.social · 2y ago

MI MEEP MUH-MI.

speak up

BEAKER.@meepmi.bsky.social · 2y ago

mi meep muh-mi!

who the hell is ronin. what the fuck are you talking about right now

from my nipple??