MorganTheMad
@morganthemad.bsky.social
He/They/It Dude with either too much free time, or too little free time. Microplastic-American. Not sure if ace or bi with a personality disorder. I mostly use this account to purge my head of thoughts that I would otherwise ruminate on endlessly.
Pisces: People love a good story. They also love hamburgers and walks on the beach. There are lots of things people love. You’re just not one of them.
Fantasy settings where the gods less embody or manage their domains but instead dominate them. Think a god of love that's less aphrodite, and more Tinder ceo. Making people more desperate and lonely so they tithe at their temple in the hopes of someday finding love.
Okay, the tests are back, and unfortunately, it looks like you are an anime girl with anemia. Yes, very tragic. If you were a normal girl with anemia, we would prescribe you iron supplements and you would live a normal life, but sadly, you are an anime girl and must faint a lot as the plot demands.
The party has been hired by a local animal rights group. A spoiled brat has been given an endangered species as a birthday present, and you need to break into the castle to free it. You need to save a dragon from the princess.
A forest of one tree that just does root cloning, and it has dryads. Earthquake splits the forest in two. Now it has a dryad war. Hrm. This idea should probably be shelved for a while. Gonna need a time period where damn near the entire world isn't participating in a proxy war/genocide.
restaurant with single seating only and goth decor called "Everybody dines alone"
Had a dream. I was watching a cartoon about America, but swathes of territory were owned by monsters. Like, Michigan has a county of demons. And I was enjoying it, but the plot kind of went off the rails. Then I found out the studio used ai to translate monster gibberish into English.
Imagine Boston dynamics trying to join in the rogue ai hype train right now. "Our robot dog went rogue. We left the door open, and it ran out into traffic, totaling a car and maiming a pedestrian. Truly the world's most advanced robot dog."
Character idea: self-taught wizard that found a spell book buried in the woods. It's a perverts primer, tentacles, invisibility, grease, etc. He innocent and still uses them as combat spells, but others are briefly confused when the tentacle in their mouth blows out the back of their skull.
3-y.o. has interpreted the “lemon” from “easy peasy lemon squeezy” as an all-purpose intensifier. If something hurts: “Owie” If something *really* hurts: “Owie owie lemon owie”
I am someone who has never really found a place I belonged. I have have tried every niche interest, I always skimmed the surface level, never engaged with the fanbase. I used to regret that, missing that feeling of Community. ... what I'm saying is, damn am I glad I never registered for Lesswrong.
RANKED 856 ON ENTRY TO MYTHIC, LET'S FUCKIN' GO! My best starting rank yet, done entirely in BO3 standard.
With the new update with multipost numbering, I'm looking forward to someone making a thread on January first and then replying to it every day in January. Today's date is: 1/31. And then I'm going to post this in reply because I read them like a goddammit book.
"You know where would be a great place to have a smoke and let my yappy lapdog take a shit? Right outside this guy's open bedroom window" one of my neighbors at 6 fucking am
Bored? Don't have any hobbies? I have a recommendation for you! Staring into the void! It's easy, it's free, and you can spend a lot of time doing it. If you cannot find a void, don't worry, we carry it with us. Simply turn your gaze inward and contemplate every mistake you have ever made.
Titling a steam game like a personal confession, so that when players launch it, their friends see something like "Mom, dad, I'm gay" but it's actually like... a rhythm game or something.
Why the fuck is my brain getting stuck on the idea of "hey, I bet if you took some pianowire and hid some pneumatic mechanism inside of a net, you could make a quick head stealing stick."
Pisces: Follow your heart today. It’s terrible at making decisions, but at least the train wreck will be spectacular.
Had a dream, went into a restaurant to look for someone. A gay waiter got in my way and asked if I was looking for a position, and I said no, and then he said damn, nobody wants to werk any more. Then I woke up and realized I was being flirted with. Not even in my own dreams do I get the hint.
One of those retail sim games, but like toward the end of the game, a union rep shows up and starts pointing out all the labor law violations your boss is committing (Not paying you a minimum wage, charging you for mistakes that take you below minimum, making you work without breaks, etc.)
Damn just had a mouthwashing inspired nightmare. Fast food place stranded in space, but they are still doing their job, processing deliveries or something. Everyone was miserable. Then, one day, everyone's pay is doubled. They start working hard as hell, processing deliveries like never before.
Sovereign citizen, but one that acts like any sane sovereign of a nation of one, accedeing to demands of larger nations (paying traffic tickets), opening diplomatic channels (writing their elected representative) and making trade agreements (getting a job)
Now whenever someone needs a re-cap of the DBKrimbo: Seeth Saga I'm just going to show them this comic.
Had a dream my older brother died and I started trying to kill myself by car, but a friend of his built two remote control cars to drive just in front and behind me that forced me to drive the speed limit or get into a minor fender bender. Then I leveled up my jumping, and it turned into Crackdown?
Dream director. A card drafting game where you play cards to manage anxieties, fears, and memories of an unconscious mind. It should be a balancing act, trying to avoid letting any one fear spike into nightmare territory, but the tools used increase some fears and decrease others.
A game with stream integration that in the background compares the rendered scene with your stream, looking for hidden watermarks, to determine if and where the footage is obscured, to hide jumpscares there so chat just thinks you are going crazy.