Mormon Satan

@mormonsatan.com

Jesus's brother from another Heavenly Mother #lds #exmo #mormon #utah #satire

Is Russell M. Nelson a prophet for the poor and oppressed people of the world, or just for wealthy business owners and first world politicians? Because his priorities are pretty damn clear.

If a child tells a bishop they’ve been sexually abused, the bishop is trained to call Mormon lawyers rather than the cops. If that child ever speaks out, the church will call them an apostate. The whole thing is just sickening.

If God revealed eternal truth for you to share with the world, would you be so embarrassed that you revised it, hid it, or denied it? The Mormon Church was. ....it still is.

Honestly, my heart hasn’t really been in the work of Satan lately. No matter how hard I try to lie to God’s children, the Mormon Church just does it better.

Corn? Replaced with wheat. Jaguars? Gone, have some horses. Pyramids? Nah, try forts. Sprinkle in steel and chariots, toss in a few thousand edits, and voilà: the most correct book on Earth. Yeah, right.

In Mormonism, morality isn’t about what’s right, it’s about what’s authorized. That’s why apologizing for abuse gets you called an apostate, and covering it up gets you called a bishop.

If obedience to power keeps you silent in the face of harm, then it isn’t valiance. It’s complicity. Valiance is standing up even when you’re told to sit down.