Who could have guessed that advances in science coupled with the Internet would make it so easy for people to verify the church’s truth claims? Thank you @mormonsatan.com for confounding the profits, um prophets.
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It's Time For Mike Lee To Resign.
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I heard Cultch decided to repent of his evil ways. I'll miss you and your content buddy. Hit me up on your alt if you have one.
Prophets are human, they're allowed mistakes!" says the same church that blames your failed blessings on your own infallibility.
Unfortunately, Book of Mormon Theory didn't make the cut. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs53...
When Did Humans ACTUALLY Get to the Americas?
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Wow! This might be the most honest the Mormon church has ever been.
Is Russell M. Nelson a prophet for the poor and oppressed people of the world, or just for wealthy business owners and first world politicians? Because his priorities are pretty damn clear.
Twelve elderly Utah CEOs with dementia claim to speak for God, but can’t answer basic questions about Church finances, abuse coverups, or doctrine.
Obedience is the first law of the Mormon Church. And the second. And the third. And the fourth....
Why would God give you a brain and then punish you for using it?
In Mormonism, a 30-year-old bucket of wheat is considered less expired than a 22-year-old unmarried woman.
If the Mormon Church is politically neutral, then I’m a modestly dressed Relief Society president with a Starbucks habit.
A true church would lead the world in moral clarity. The Mormon Church must be dragged kicking and screaming decades behind everybody else.
If a child tells a bishop they’ve been sexually abused, the bishop is trained to call Mormon lawyers rather than the cops. If that child ever speaks out, the church will call them an apostate. The whole thing is just sickening.
Presenting facts to someone who can’t tell the difference between fact and fiction will always be a waste of time.
If God revealed eternal truth for you to share with the world, would you be so embarrassed that you revised it, hid it, or denied it? The Mormon Church was. ....it still is.
“Blessed are the poor,” Jesus said. “But not in the temple,” replied His church.
In Mormonism, God is cool with genocide, but not with a second earring.
Honestly, my heart hasn’t really been in the work of Satan lately. No matter how hard I try to lie to God’s children, the Mormon Church just does it better.
If divine gender roles really are eternal, why do they look exactly like 1950s Republican America?
Corn? Replaced with wheat. Jaguars? Gone, have some horses. Pyramids? Nah, try forts. Sprinkle in steel and chariots, toss in a few thousand edits, and voilà: the most correct book on Earth. Yeah, right.
If the Mormon Church's ban on Black members holding the priesthood wasn’t racist, what would a racist policy even look like?
The Mormon Church teaches that the truth will never lead you out of the Church. Yet that is where the truth leads.
In Mormonism, morality isn’t about what’s right, it’s about what’s authorized. That’s why apologizing for abuse gets you called an apostate, and covering it up gets you called a bishop.
You’re more likely to be excommunicated from the Mormon Church for criticizing how it handles CSA than for committing it.
The Mormon Church teaches people to seek truth, then excommunicates people who tell it.
If obedience to power keeps you silent in the face of harm, then it isn’t valiance. It’s complicity. Valiance is standing up even when you’re told to sit down.