Alex Sramek

@mostlydiff.bsky.social

NYC. Transit, tech comm, other things. 🗽🏋🏼‍♂️🍸🚇🏳️‍🌈 https://www.howdoyou.guide

I want to see the fan theory where Jar-Jar is a Sith Lord produced, but specifically I want to see it in buddy cop format where Jar-Jar keeps calling Palpatine “Steve” and it gets on his nerves.

Adobe really likes to update all its apps while I'm on Amtrak running a hotspot. Laptop battery normally lasts all day, it's down 35% in under an hour, running 3 CPUs full blast.

TikTok Shop tried to get me to change a product title with AI. It suggested a longer title. OK fine, let's click it so it shuts up. A minute later, it tried to get me to change *the very product title it had provided* to an even longer one with AI. Just brainless word salad generation.

I would love. Just once. To go a whole day where no sites ask for cookie settings, no pages make me click "read more", and no apps offer feature tours. I am tired. Let me just read the articles and use the apps.