Someone from my previous job texted me today just to tell me the guy who replaced me sucks lol

The Women’s Professional Baseball League starts tonight and you have to have ESPN Select or use a vpn and you can stream games on YouTube. It didn’t get the attention it deserves so tune in and support professional women’s sports!

Remember this scene?

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I forgot I had a bottle of this up in the cupboard. It’s like drinking candy

Elon Musk is planning to spend at least $100 million to help Republicans in this year’s midterms. That’s just 0.014 percent of his current $702 billion net worth. Oligarchs can rig the system at the expense of everyone else, and only spend pennies doing so. We must get Big Money out of politics.

“Vast panoply of chuds”

AI and the Enshittification Era with Cory Doctorow

Podcast Episode · The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart · July 29 · 1h 41m

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I put this sticker on the glove compartment handle and I can’t wait for someone to notice so I can quickly pull it

I wrote a haiku But it is not very good So I am sorry

#satire

Reminder that on his last day of his first term, Trump awarded a commendation to Dr Fauci "in recognition of his exceptional effort on Operation Warp Speed"

A federal judge has thrown out the FBI director’s lawsuit against a blogger who called him a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch.” trib.al/ouHgmYA

Kash Patel Loses Lawsuit Against Man Who Called Him “Googly-Eyed” Chud

A federal judge has thrown out the FBI director’s lawsuit against a blogger who called him a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch.”

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Dr. Fauci had us wear masks during a global pandemic. RFK Jr. collects raccoon penises. But okay.

“The DSA will destroy the Democratic Party!” Meanwhile…

tfw you smell Trump

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

look at the guy behind Trump (who is asleep). it smells crazy back there

💯

Jim Haggerty is my favorite character @theonion.com @realinfowars.bsky.social

SpaceX has now erased more than $1.2 trillion in market cap since its high price of $225.64 in June – almost exactly the value of Tesla, whose shares just fell to near one-year lows. On Monday, SpaceX fell for the 13th session out of the last 16, shedding more than 1% to end at $113.50.

Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins@wittywebhandle.bsky.social · last wk.

And we're just getting started.

BREAKING: In my lawsuit against Todd Blanche for the Epstein Files, Judge Sullivan has just ordered Blanche to produce, in camera (in chambers), the UNREDACTED emails & documents, and Blanche must bring documentation supporting his representations the DOJ’s redactions are what he claims they are.

@jessejerdak.bsky.social