i'm the MouseWife

@mousewife.ninja

hullo I'm adorable ๐Ÿ˜Š y'all I'm already 40 and just wanna be a cozy gay wife and mom til I'm ded treat yourselves more kindly, please

I'm being very open and honest here... the two latest photos of Mitch McConnell? his expression? i've seen that look. I saw it in my mum's face as Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease took her mind from her a sort of floaty emptiness. disconnected. living in childlike confusion and wonder he's gone

Realized awhile back that when people talk about "the glory of war" 99.999% of the time what they actually want is sports. "My town rules, I'm gonna put on my badass town uniform and prove that my friends and I are way braver and stronger than the guys from the other town."