Michael Cox

@moxburrito.bsky.social

Video games. Movies. Comics. Magic the Gathering. Cats. 🏳️‍🌈

Idk if I’m just depressed, but being on dating apps is making me question if I’m actually bisexual or actually asexual. I’ve met one guy off the apps that I was attracted to & everyone else sending me likes I’m just not into.

I don’t understand the appeal of IMAX theaters. Significantly worse seats compared to a Dolby theater for 20% more screen. Unfortunately this showing was the only one that lined up with the other movie I wanted to see this weekend.

Today’s Magic bannings made me laugh with joy. Badgermole Cub was a design mistake! Stormchaser’s should’ve gotten the ban months ago with This Town! Gran-Gran is too efficient!

JK Rowling has used her wealth to stoke the fires of a worldwide pogrom against trans people to where she's silenced a Holocaust scholar after JK engaged in Holocaust denial & now done the same to Amnesty International for their warning about trans eradication, but keep buying your Harry Potter crap

Working in manufacturing you tend to work with a lot of people that lean right, or at a minimum openly assholes to others. Today my coworkers were going on about various prides, & one of them asked “why is there no white pride” 1/

Grogu’s family has announced he has passed away. “He was probably like 56 years old, which is like a baby age for little freaks like him,” his mother told the Times. He will be flushed down a special toilet with an extra wide pipe designed for Yoda disposal. “Like a big green turd,” she added

Asked my ex if he’d be interested in a relationship with me again. Now to play the anxiety game. Like yes I can take no for an answer, that’s acceptable he owes me nothing, but I also really liked him before 😭