Patrick, traversed by lizards
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Sailing on the Onion Sea and enjoying a game of failures. Protein or squirrels? 'I do not claim to know English. I claim to know Ruskin.' - Marcel Proust
A machine translation triumph from Bluesky. It's not just the comical mangling of the list of birds - blue trip! forest injury! - it's also the misconstrual of the syntax: 'we had also had', 'like all happy'. It's progress, I suppose, that there are no obscenities in this one. Details in alt text.
Just awe-inspiring to know that barbering has gone on here since the time of Caligula.
This reminded me that I wrote something about kissoori/khichuri/khichdi/khicṛī a few years ago
Afanasij Nikitin & ‘Indian Corn’
A while I ago I wrote a piece on errors of translation or interpretation brought about by Columbian exchange-related misunderstandings…
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Rice and dal cooked separately is indeed comforting, but cook them together in a "kissoori" and the comfort factor is multiplied by an order of magnitude (also GREAT first solid food for babies):
👀 This had passed me by, but I see there's been a Telegram channel devoted to this separatist-not-separatist 'People's Republic of Narva' (north-eastern Estonia) since July. Screenshot: 'NATO won't come'.
Små grønne mænd i Baltikum. Lige nu hvor Trump er ved at grave USA’s forsvar ned i Iran. Tilfælde? Næppe. #EUDefence
This seems to happen a lot: 1) Someone claims their pet LLM is doing a bang-up job. 2) Someone else disputes it. 3) The OP goes 'Well of course, it's a work in progress'.
People pooh-pooh celebrity endorsements, but this one totally worked on me.
On the anniversary of the full-scale invasion,the Russian colonial gaze on Ukraine was again allowed to impose itself in the form of M. Gessen's opinion piece in the NYT Viktoriia Grivina wrote a much-needed response to the problematic Western practice of preferring Russian voices to Ukrainian ones👇
M Gessen and The Colonial Gaze
Last Saturday I was walking around Kharkiv with a young Ukrainian journalist, when he suddenly noted that before coming to Kharkiv he’d read a New York Times article by a Russian-American journalist M...
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Terrific choice of props to denote 'Britain Expert' on Danish telly.
A lot of this chimes with the account in Simon Schuster's book. NB headline is a bit overdone. www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...
A war foretold: how the CIA and MI6 got hold of Putin’s Ukraine plans and why nobody believed them
Drawing on more than 100 interviews with senior intelligence officials and other insiders in multiple countries, this exclusive account details how the US and Britain uncovered Vladimir Putin’s plans ...
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Aaaargh! Hazardous, surely, to say that a man took a (meant-to-be) fatal dose of morphine if your only source is an NKVD memo noting his stated intention to do so in (at least) 3 days' time. Why is so much 'richly researched and meticulously observed'* history like this? *Says The Guardian.
Section 2.4 of the 2018 DoT Traffic Signs Manual, ch 7 (The Design of Traffic Signs) mandates an extra 0.5 symbol width between an apostrophe and a following lower-case 'b'. Making it all the more exciting that there are signs that spell Wibsey as W'bsey.
Proofreaders! Maybe check at least the first footnote? The name supposedly used 'since 1992' is just the 1930 name (All-Union Institute) but in Russian, and there hasn’t been an ‘All-Union’ anything since, I dunno, 1991? Should say All-RUSSIAN Institute ofc. And the name changed *again* in 2014.
I can give countless examples of failure points of machine translation. If I give real examples that I’ve encountered I’m told they are “anecdotal”. If I discuss principles that will consistently fail, I’m told that it’s “just a matter of time” before the solutions will magically appear.
This is grim & not remotely funny, but it felt good to turn it on by accident & hear Graham Phillips being accurately and deservedly dismantled on air. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
The History Podcast - Two Nottingham Lads - 3. Six Weeks in Mariupol - BBC Sounds
The siege of Mariupol leads to a grim choice for Aiden, and an opportunity for Graham.
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Finally looked up 'Butlerian Jihad'. Turns out it's not a rebellion against performatively embodied gender roles.
French publishing house Harlequin decided to use AI translation instead of human translations. All their freelance translators (some of whom had been working with Harlequin for +30y!!!) were told they would no longer receive work from Harlequin
I too enjoy getting cross at things that haven't been heard of since the 1970s.
And, allegedly, a lot of the 'detectors' that can 'tell' you've been watching are complete fiction, and just based on the fact that retail outlets are required to pass your data onto the BBC whenever you buy a telly. So if they see that you own one and don't pay a license, they just take a gamble.
'All the key provisions on sovereignty...have been...removed [from the Constitution]. Even the ref to Tatarstan's non-participation in armed conflicts is gone. Still...it remains a symbol of the Tatar people's striving for state sovereignty' -Constitution Day msg by deputy PM in exile Marat Akhmerov
That Sky interview with Khodorkovsky isn't going to dispel the accusation that the Russian opposition wants to reform the empire, not to dismantle it. news.sky.com/story/putin-...
Exiled Russian oligarch: Putin has sent signal to Trump that he's ready for Ukraine deal
Mikhail Khodorkovsky thinks a deal could be struck between Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump over Ukraine, but it might involve ceding the Donbas region to Russia.
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Actual robot wars. Presumably the Ukrainians (and NATO??) are far ahead of the Russians, despite the boasting.
Rus state media report (heavily edited) on Russian unmanned platforms during an engineering troop training session in the Volgograd Region. Courier UGV at 2:21, a light USV that carries an FPV around 4:27. t.me/boris_rozhin...
Unsure whether I love this thread despite, or because of, having no clue what it means.
Words And Phrases Only Ever Used By Doctor Who Fans: Emblazoned, Pleasant Open Face, 'Wiped', Black-Clad, Saturnine Countenance, Telerecording, Telesnaps, The Villainous Paul Merrony, Smarmy Emilius, TV's Mr. Pastry, BBC Top Brass, Jon Pertwee's Old Sparring Partner.
This is the thought that should end all those 'films misrepresent my job' threads before they start, but it never does.
Exactly! These people are actors conveying meaning to an audience, not actual users operating actual machines!
1. No it isn't, and 2. No they don't.
In March, D. Medvedev said 'Russomania (Russophobia)' could be treated with 'nuclear neuroleptics such as [Russian missles] Yars and Sarmat'. In June, he was unrepentant about 'whipping up nuclear hysteria'. Nobody cared. I wonder why Trump is getting het up about the alcoholic Underground Man now?
Just read that Stalin insisted on adding 'In the USSR' to the title of the official History of the Civil War. You'd think he'd have known it was the RSFSR then, not the USSR.
Hats off to the Archbishop of Wales, not too proud to carry on delivering groceries for Ocado.
Abandonné.e. À la recherche de la tombe de Wo & Ann. Le récit d'une quête carnetwo.hypotheses.org/1674
Abandonné.e. À la recherche de la tombe de Wo & Ann.
Paris, janvier 2022. Un mail venu de Jérusalem me rappelait à un devoir d’histoire et de mémoire mêlés, auquel je m’étais jusque-là soigneusement dérobée. Une question trop poignante pour qui tentait ...
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