Patrick, traversed by lizards

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Sailing on the Onion Sea and enjoying a game of failures. Protein or squirrels? 'I do not claim to know English. I claim to know Ruskin.' - Marcel Proust

A machine translation triumph from Bluesky. It's not just the comical mangling of the list of birds - blue trip! forest injury! - it's also the misconstrual of the syntax: 'we had also had', 'like all happy'. It's progress, I suppose, that there are no obscenities in this one. Details in alt text.

Post by Bjergkongen using hashtag DKnatur (Danish nature). Bluesky machine translation: 'If we had looked after just a bit better on #dnatur over the past many years, we had also had far more natural enemies such as cuckoo, large flageter, musvit, blue trip, spout, forest injury and star, like all happy and like to eat #eggrocession spindle carver. But fortunately came #amandaheitmann..'

Allegedly obsolescent human translation: 'If we'd taken just a bit more care of #DKnatur all these years, we'd also have had far more natural predators such as cuckoos, great spotted woodpeckers, great tits, blue tits, nuthatches, jays and starlings, all of which eat oak processionary caterpillars with great gusto. Fortunately, though, along came #amandaheitmann...'

On the anniversary of the full-scale invasion,the Russian colonial gaze on Ukraine was again allowed to impose itself in the form of M. Gessen's opinion piece in the NYT Viktoriia Grivina wrote a much-needed response to the problematic Western practice of preferring Russian voices to Ukrainian ones👇

M Gessen and The Colonial Gaze

Last Saturday I was walking around Kharkiv with a young Ukrainian journalist, when he suddenly noted that before coming to Kharkiv he’d read a New York Times article by a Russian-American journalist M...

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Aaaargh! Hazardous, surely, to say that a man took a (meant-to-be) fatal dose of morphine if your only source is an NKVD memo noting his stated intention to do so in (at least) 3 days' time. Why is so much 'richly researched and meticulously observed'* history like this? *Says The Guardian.

Book text reading: 'Despondency often turned to suicidal thoughts. An artist known as ONOPKOV saved up half a cup of peas, a piece of ham, and enough tobacco to fill a few pipes. On 15 January 1942, he made dinner, smoked his pipe, then injected himself with morphine. "I cannot allow my wife and m other to watch as I slowly die," he wrote.' [More text follows but is not relevant to the point.]

Source: Parkin, Simonn (2024): The Forbidden Garden of Leningrad: A True Story of Science and Sacrifice in a City Under Siege. London: Sceptre, page 139.Part of the endnotes from 'The Forbidden Garden of Leningrad', highlighting a note to page 139 which reads: '"as I slowly die": Artist identified only as "ONOPKOV". FSB archive. As reproduced in Nikiten, The Unyielding City. p. 15'.Screenshot of page 15 of Упрямый город: Блокада 1941-1944 / Unyielding City: Blockade 1941-1944.

Skipping irrelevant parts, the text reads:

The state in which  the townspeople found themselves, and their moods, which for many years most people preferred not to speak of, can be felt to some extent by getting acquainted with excerpts from the below once-top secret document. Below are fragments from Special Internal Correspondence No. 10042 of the NKVD USSR Administration for the Leningrad Region and the City of Leningrad, dated January 12, 1942. [...]

The artist ONOPKOV  says:
"...For January 15th, I have saved up half a cup of peas, a piece of  ham, enough tobacco to fill a few pipes. The 15th will come, I will make dinner, smoke a few pipes and... I will inject myself with morphine. I cannot allow my wife and mother to watch as I slowly die."

Section 2.4 of the 2018 DoT Traffic Signs Manual, ch 7 (The Design of Traffic Signs) mandates an extra 0.5 symbol width between an apostrophe and a following lower-case 'b'. Making it all the more exciting that there are signs that spell Wibsey as W'bsey.

A street sign with Wibsey written as W'bsey.

Proofreaders! Maybe check at least the first footnote? The name supposedly used 'since 1992' is just the 1930 name (All-Union Institute) but in Russian, and there hasn’t been an ‘All-Union’ anything since, I dunno, 1991? Should say All-RUSSIAN Institute ofc. And the name changed *again* in 2014.

Book footnote:
Originally known as the 'Institute of Applied Botany and New Crops' then from 1930 as the 'All Union Institute of Plant Breeding', and since 1992 as the /Vsesoyuzny Institut Rastenievodstva/ (VIR). For ease and elegance throughout this book the VIR is referred to simply as the Plant Institute.

Facts:
The name claimed here to have been used ‘since 1992’ is just the 1930 name (All-Union Institute of Plant Breeding) but in Russian, and I think it’s safe to say there hasn’t been an ‘all-union’ anything since, I dunno, 1991? In 1992 the Institute actually became the N. I. Vavilov All-RUSSIAN Scientific Research Institute of Plant Breeding. It was renamed again in 2014 to, in the official English version, the Federal Research Center N. I. Vavilov All-Russian Institute of Plant Genetic Resources (VIR).

Before 1930 it was the Applied Botany Bureau (1894), the Applied Botany and Selection Department (1917) and the All-Union Institute of Applied Botany and New Cultures [or 'crops'] (1924). 

All this is published on the VIR’s own website. Call me pedantic, but I think the proofreading or copy-editing of a book should extend to its second page and its first footnote.

I can give countless examples of failure points of machine translation. If I give real examples that I’ve encountered I’m told they are “anecdotal”. If I discuss principles that will consistently fail, I’m told that it’s “just a matter of time” before the solutions will magically appear.

French publishing house Harlequin decided to use AI translation instead of human translations. All their freelance translators (some of whom had been working with Harlequin for +30y!!!) were told they would no longer receive work from Harlequin

'All the key provisions on sovereignty...have been...removed [from the Constitution]. Even the ref to Tatarstan's non-participation in armed conflicts is gone. Still...it remains a symbol of the Tatar people's striving for state sovereignty' -Constitution Day msg by deputy PM in exile Marat Akhmerov

In March, D. Medvedev said 'Russomania (Russophobia)' could be treated with 'nuclear neuroleptics such as [Russian missles] Yars and Sarmat'. In June, he was unrepentant about 'whipping up nuclear hysteria'. Nobody cared. I wonder why Trump is getting het up about the alcoholic Underground Man now?