Mr. Dan Kelly
@mrdankelly.bsky.social
Chicago Writer from Oak Forest Living in Highland Park "Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto."—Terence
Bradbury story illustrated by Wally Wood for EC Comics.
Looks like Tom and Daisy carelessly drove their Rolls into the atrium. Christ, what assholes.
The sea is like a woman. She covers 72% of the earth's surface, is composed of hydrogen and oxygen, and can crush submarines.
One year ago, Trump was seen walking around atop the White House roof.
I feel like I’m in a 70s dystopian sci-fi movie, and they’re about to bring me the Black Pill to gently euthanize me because I’m over 30.
Caped Crusader is...not that great. I was interested in seeing original recipe Batman with his wrinkly cuffed gloves (not purple, sadly), and I always like re-imaginings of old characters... But it looks too much like Batman: TAS. Also, it's the return of the dickish Batman of the 80s.
Ida Lupino and Humphrey Bogart in a publicity still for “They Drive by Night” (1940). They did not have such a scene, or any substantial scenes together in the movie.
Lit Editor Business for @thirdcoastrvw.bsky.social: New Chicago Is Lit column. Let me know if you or an associate have an event happening in the coming month. I can always add more! thirdcoastreview.com/lit/2026/08/...
Chicago Is Lit: August Literary Events in and Around Chicago | Third Coast Review
Tuesday Funk #173 August 47:30 pm (doors 7 pm)Hopleaf Bar5148 N. Clark St.Free, 21 and over The eclectic monthly reading series Tuesday Funk hosts its 173rd episode on, yes, Tuesday, […]
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If he wasn't a Kennedy...well, he'd probably be dead long ago. Love how, at the beginning he's essentially saying, "you just repeat things people have told you and tell people to [air quotes]trust the experts [air quotes] when you should just repeat the BS I tell you!"
RFK Jr yelling at Dana Bash sounds like a rabid dog barking
Lit Editor Business for @thirdcoastrvw.bsky.social: New Chicago Is Lit column. Let me know if you or an associate have an event happening in the coming month. I can always add more! thirdcoastreview.com/lit/2026/08/...
Chicago Is Lit: August Literary Events in and Around Chicago | Third Coast Review
Tuesday Funk #173 August 47:30 pm (doors 7 pm)Hopleaf Bar5148 N. Clark St.Free, 21 and over The eclectic monthly reading series Tuesday Funk hosts its 173rd episode on, yes, Tuesday, […]
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Nobody hates jewel thieves more than animated Batman.
Batman Says Don't
ALT: Batman Says Don't
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I still think this, though it’s borne itself out with several male “working class” dudes.
This is good advice for anyone. If a person or situation seems off leave. I once had a doctor's appointment and when he came in I could tell he was upset and agitated. Did I leave? No. Did I have to repeat a painful medical procedure because the first doctor fucked up? Yes. Be smarter than me.
Heist film where a team of criminal geniuses is assembled to steal the Ohio State Fair butter cow
“How can we not make our point while simultaneously titillating the furry and vore communities?”
We put a human “lobster” on a plate outside Maine Lobster Festival to force people to see the victim behind the tradition🦞💔
Today I learned that Cai Lun came up with the idea of adding tree pulp and hemp to make paper easier to mass produce. He was also a politically powerful eunuch.
Whoops, almost slipped my mind: Any authors, publishers, bookstores, or literary events happening in August? FYI: I've got your info @tuesdayfunk.bsky.social and @zineclubchicago.bsky.social!
Do right-wing people ever say, "I should just vote for the Democrat, because the Republicans and Dems are exactly the same"?
Christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy!
My girl is a big Tom Waits fan but has only ever heard his serious and sad stuff, so I played her "Step Right Up" and succeeded in making her bend over laughing so hard I was afraid she was going to throw up. Winner! www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTdS...
They’d never say it, but many uncreative folks resent having to pay creatives to create. Now they think they have a magic box that creates for them…and they’ll swiftly learn their vague prompts—which a human artist can eventually figure out—just turn out slightly worse iterations each time.
they should invent some sort of professional who is good at designing creative things. graphics and flyers and illustrations and branding and things like that.
'but AI is the only way i can afford to make an event flyer' notebook paper. sharpie. here is my event. photograph with phone. post. be less stupid in the future
I usually only hear about guys like this when they whine about being discriminated against. Then I look them up and their Wiki says something like “Bob Rightwinger loves him some fascism, genocide, sexual assault, graft, and etc.”
Stressful times in the DC suburbs.