There has never been a better time to be your own bloodboy.

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · last wk.

"On Monday, the Red Cross declared a national blood crisis for the second time ever in its history."

I have Irish heritage, so growing up I always said I'm Irish. Until I said it on the internet, and a person from Ireland got upset and said "You're American." So, I started calling myself American. Until I said it on the internet and a person from Brazil got upset and said "you're Unitedstatesian."

Anonymous accounts on Kalshi and Polymarket placing a total of $250,000 in bets on Alf Hog.

Christopher Mims@mims.bsky.social · 2w ago

extremely funny to me that analysts whose entire job is to think about these possibilities are only now catching up to Bluesky Consensus

My bologna has a first name, it's... Uh...

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 3w ago

Pro tip: it's spelled d-i-a-r-r-h-e-a.

In the span of a week, Lindsey Graham has died, eliminating him from this ticket, and Graham Platner has picked up a credible rape allegation, increasing his chances of being the Republican nominee by 400%.

Please share this post. I have made a deal with the devil where he will turn me back into a slug if I get 100,000 followers on here. I miss being a slug. I did not have to pay taxes. I had no idea who Elon Musk was. I slithered around aimlessly, not knowing salt would make me die a horrific death.

What's the best rendition of the national anthem you've seen? Wrong answers only.

AFHV - 1991 Open with Jill Colucci

YouTube video by Jon ACME

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Starting my day off with the most American breakfast I can conceive of: peanut butter and chocolate chip pancakes with strawberry maple hot sauce, and every flavor of Diet Mountain Dew served in a .223 casing. I'm just missing the Coors light battered deep fried bacon.

Fraggle Rock Fraggle Planet Fraggle Fuckin' Atom Bomb

These ultra-wealthy elites, rubbing it in our faces that they're spending more than $9 in a single day on food as the rest of us have to raid dumpsters at construction sites for a handful of sawdust to eat.

Elite Grifters@elitegrifters.bsky.social · last mo.

Kat Abughazaleh, who claims to be poor, posted yesterday about buying fast-casual shrimp twice in a day.

Spreading panic about gay men indoctrinating and SAing children. Denying the validity of gay people's identities by saying "being gay is a choice." Instead of "gender ideology" it was "the gay agenda." Instead of detransitioning, it was conversion therapy.

Louisa@louisathelast.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Yeah, that’s the America I grew up in. When I say the anti-trans playbook now is the same playbook as they ran in the 90s against gay people, I mean the SAME

One place where you'll surprisingly find a lot of LGBT representation is the Street Fighter series. It's fairly explicit that Marissa is bi, Poison and Seth are trans, M. Bison is genderfluid, and implicit that Vega and Zangief are gay, and Ryu probably ace.

Only two genders. #transmemes

"We're always on the lookout for qualified candidates." Read more: theshovel.com.au/2026/06/15/f...

Now that he's won the primary, I think I'm going to shut the fuck up about Platner. Maine voters are in a no win situation. Make whatever you feel is the least bad choice.

Some may be disappointed to hear this, but something I did is mentioned in this article.

Alan Elrod@aselrod.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Platner’s sexting scandal has been a bat-signal for misogyny among certain “progressive” men. Ken Kippenstein called his critics and other mainstream Democrats “smoothgroins.” Kyle Kulinski said Platner could sext his mother. I wrote about it all here: www.liberalcurrents.com/the-men-defe...

Fellas, is it homophobic to do mutual aid?

Due to a lawsuit from They Might Be Giants, the lyrics to the theme song to the Malcolm in the Middle reboot have been changed to "You are not currently my supervisor, and also you are not particularly large."

Hologram of Ian Watkins

Musicology Duck@musicologyduck.bsky.social · 2mo ago

who is actually going to perform at the Great American State Fair, wrong answers only

It's a huge problem for the Democratic Party that the men they run look like they couldn't name the brand of cereal that's mentioned in songs by Atmosphere and Weird Al Yankovic. If any of you decide to run, it's Golden Grahams.

Aaron Schatz@aaronschatz.com · 2mo ago

If any Republicans want to have an obscure wide receiver-off I will wipe the floor with them.

Quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap

cap’n watsisname@capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

馬から鷺鳥の衣を脱ぐ

Me: Well, seeing this LinkedIn post drove my mental health into a rut for a couple days, but I was able to break out of it by responding with a backhanded compliment against the guy who basically tried to kill my family. Me from 10 years ago: Jesus Christ.

Trump admin announced that the FDA will roll back the ban on Powerthirst, so bevery American can have 400 babies. Bevery is short for beverage.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo ago

Dr Oz: "We'll have more Trump babies"

Trying to figure out how to have alone time with your spouse when you have a new puppy? Don't Google "how to have sex with a dog."

Scott Linnen@scottlinnen.bsky.social · 3mo ago

shopping for kitchen island seating and longstoryshort do NOT google ‘stool samples.’

Mortal Kombat: Burnination (2003)