The Provost / سيدة الفتنة

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Someone told me about Clearsky and I finally figured out why my Bluesky reach is so limited: Really stupid block / mute lists that appear to be created for malicious, inaccurate labeling. Here are some of my favorites: (Alt-text isn’t letting me use it right now for some reason, apologies)

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UPDATE: someone finally sent me origin story lore screenshots of this madness and I want to write a Substack on it — but I’m going to edit out the OP’s name because I don’t know them and my beef isn’t personal, just a factual critique of how hilarious and exhaustingly stupid the whole debate is

The Provost / سيدة الفتنة@msentropy.bsky.social · 2w ago

I just learned of the Discourse (tm) about how white people saying “inshallah” is counterrevolutionary cultural appropriation I know I’m late here, but thought I’d add my thoughts as a former Arabic professor: That’s stupid and no way in hell that whoever started it actually speaks Arabic

Cleric 1: covers his eyes, shakes his head and tut-tuts “AstaghfirAllah” (God forgive me [for objectifying her with such lust] Cleric 2: can’t stop staring and says “mashallah” (God protect it [wow, her beauty]) Cleric 3: licks his lips, winks, and mutters… “inshallah” (you get the idea here) 2/2

Here’s a joke I used on my Intro Middle East / Arabic 101 students to rid them of the weird Orientalist literal translation fixation with the many (common in secular use) phrases that include “Allah”: Three old religious scholars are sitting on a park bench and a super hot chick walks past. 1/

The Provost / سيدة الفتنة@msentropy.bsky.social · 2w ago

PPS if you use “inshallah” as a punchline, you’re literally honoring Arab and Muslim culture because it’s used that way ALL THE TIME. For ex, popular joke during the so-called “arab spring”: “Mubarak / Gaddafi / Ben Ali (etc) announced he will step down… inshallah.” bsky.app/profile/msen...

Here’s a joke I used on my Intro Middle East / Arabic 101 students to rid them of the weird Orientalist literal translation fixation with the many (common in secular use) phrases that include “Allah”: Three old religious scholars are sitting on a park bench and a super hot chick walks past. 1/

The Provost / سيدة الفتنة@msentropy.bsky.social · 2w ago

PPS if you use “inshallah” as a punchline, you’re literally honoring Arab and Muslim culture because it’s used that way ALL THE TIME. For ex, popular joke during the so-called “arab spring”: “Mubarak / Gaddafi / Ben Ali (etc) announced he will step down… inshallah.” bsky.app/profile/msen...

This is a good one, and reminds me to warn y’all: Saying “alcohol” is appropriation. From Arabic: al-kuhl, or “fine powder,” originally a term for traditional eyeliner, later used in alchemy to denote “refined substance” / aka “essence,” and adopted into English for “spirits” (aka “liquor”).

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Alt: Spongebob The More You Knowspongebob doing the “more you know” rainbow meme

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Ryan 🏳️‍🌈@pyry.lutefisk.online · 2w ago

don't talk to me before i've had my.... human caffinated black bean beveraaaaaaaaage coffee: from dutch koffie, from Italian caffè, from Ottoman Turkish قهوه (kahve), from Arabic قَهْوَة (qahwa) en.wiktionary.org/wiki/coffee

Anyway, my view on the “inshallah is cultural appropriation” (see my whole TL today) nonsense is: More people should learn Arabic; not only is it a beautiful, useful, and wildly expressive language, but also — — learning it will actually help you be less racist and stupid about Arabs and Muslims.

The Provost / سيدة الفتنة@msentropy.bsky.social · 2w ago

I just learned of the Discourse (tm) about how white people saying “inshallah” is counterrevolutionary cultural appropriation I know I’m late here, but thought I’d add my thoughts as a former Arabic professor: That’s stupid and no way in hell that whoever started it actually speaks Arabic

There’s an element of Orientalism in typical translation of inshallah. “If God wills it” is too literal — most accurate (as used) is “hopefully.” Useful analogy: Interpreting “Thank God” in English as “All Praise to the Most Holy Almighty Divine” and concluding “wow Americans are so pious!”

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Alaskan Weeb@alaskanweeb.bsky.social · 2w ago

I’d just translate it as “Lord willing” but maybe some people don’t hear that phrase very much?

Persians vs Arabs is NEXT LEVEL - my former MIL only spoke Persian. When she’d visit from Iran, she’d say crazy racist shit about me to my ex-husband — she couldn’t wrap her head around why I speak Persian w/ an Arabic accent and she was old as hell so it didn’t occur to her that I understood, lmao

LastThird@lastthird.bsky.social · 2w ago

Flashback to the time a colleague -- a genuinely nice and affable guy -- explained to me how his culture (Persian, IIRC) was so superior to Arabs'. I was too distracted by my fascination at having my monolithic notion of the middle east being disaggregated to notice how racist he was being.

Election canvassers in NYC's Arabic neighborhoods are specifically instructed to ask "are you voting?" and never take inshallah for an answer, because it's impossible to interpret voter intent from it

This shit right here. Example: The Spanish colloquialism “ojalá” (meaning “hopefully”) derives, by way of Old Castilian, (“oxalá”) from “inshallah.” This usage dates back to 1424, and demonstrates Arabic’s lasting influence on Spain — well after the so-called Islamic Golden Age of Al Andalus.

Rules Don't Work@rulesdontwork.bsky.social · 2w ago

Also of course hundreds of millions of people say inshallah and are not Arabic speakers but simply people whose languages have been influenced by Arabic in particular through Islam Or people who lived in countries where etc. (like myself)

“inshallah” is like a magic eight ball in terms of multiple translations / uses: 1: “hopefully” 2: “check again later,” ie, “maybe, unless something comes up, we’ll see” 2: “outlook not so good,” ie, “fuck no, absolutely not, I’m just politely pretending I’ll show up / turn that paper in” etc

Dr. of Viewpoint Diversity@dr-g.myatproto.social · 2w ago

I’m pretty sure I picked it up from Mamdani, he had an early video about going viral (inshallah) that made me crack up The vibe I get is that Arabic speakers use “inshallah” in a way that is more secular/casual than how Americans would use “God willing”, is that an accurate perception?

I just learned of the Discourse (tm) about how white people saying “inshallah” is counterrevolutionary cultural appropriation I know I’m late here, but thought I’d add my thoughts as a former Arabic professor: That’s stupid and no way in hell that whoever started it actually speaks Arabic