She went to pick up a prescription today, saw the pharmacist was at lunch, and decided she didn’t need the prescription! I can’t make this shit up!!!
Mspreposterous@mspreposterous.bsky.social · 2d agoI’m going to write a book about dealing with aging parents. It will be a choose your own adventure to mimic how you only stumble on info since it’s never shared all at once. Current title is “I didn’t want to worry you, so I died”
Me (52) to me (23): you absolutely do!!! That’s why you’re so fun at parties!
I have 45 journals and have decided that I will keep 1/3 of so I am reading them. Holy shit am I funny and also deeply stupid!!! PS Here is my account of resigning from the most toxic job I will ever have!
I’m going to write a book about dealing with aging parents. It will be a choose your own adventure to mimic how you only stumble on info since it’s never shared all at once. Current title is “I didn’t want to worry you, so I died”
My asshole aunt had no friends so I had to be a bridesmaid and this is the only photo I kept because I was pissed off at this ass bow
Doing summer cleaning & trying to be as ruthless as possible. I’ve kept a break-up postcard (“Things have to end to end some time, or we’ll just keep walking wounded or wounding”) that I never sent for 25 years. To the recycling bin [finger point for emphasis]!!!
This happened 15 years ago and I remember it like it was 2 weeks ago!!! P.S. We laughed loudly after this exchange
Thoroughly enjoying Allegra Goodman’s This Is Not About US
Sometimes you might think that nothing you do matters, but you’re wrong. In 1987, my health teacher said, “This is the song of the summer!!” about Starship’s “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now” and I’ve been laughing about that since.
I went to a public library in a town (so, not a city where I might expect a charge) and HAD TO PAY FOR PARKING WHAT IS GOING ON
J and I bought the same make and model of the same car on the same day. My commute is longer and I was in a multi car accident in 2023, so I understand not everything is equal. BUT, here are our experiences getting new batteries from the same place within 48 hours. Him: Sir, that’s $360
Odyssey this. Odyssey that. We Odyssey ICE abolished.
Let's remember some Baseball Injuries! I'll go first: Glenallen Hill having a nightmare about spiders that was so bad he fell out of bed and through a glass table
Amanda Mull@amandamull.bsky.social · 6d agoMLB players are the thoroughbred horses of the human world in that if you take your eye off them for a second they will get loose and find some completely novel Looney Tunes way to suffer a catastrophic injury
My brother sent this to my mom in the fam chat yesterday and I have been laughing about it since
I don’t read email when I’m not at work so I missed the message that we will be going 4 weeks between paychecks for … a reason that hasn’t been shared!!!
Stan Marsh: Seems Alright (South Park)
Alt: Stan Marsh: Seems Alright (South Park)
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In January 2022, we were asked to test ourselves for Cov#d before returning after winter break. Many coworkers tested positive, which meant they couldn’t come to work for at least 5 days. Testing was not emphasized much after that because it was too costly to have people take care of themselves.
This reminds me of when my mom got a ticket for calling a c*p an asshole, went to court to explain the c*p’s behavior, and the ticket was dismissed because the judge agreed that it was asshole behavior!!! “I am simply accurately describing the man”
When will the show start? Around 8 (10). How much did the ticket cost? 20 bucks. Who opened? Not on the ticket, but Soundgarden. Did my friends and I use the backstage passes they gave us? No, we did not!!!
I would not take a bullet for her, but I would take a bracing slap!!!
Mspreposterous@mspreposterous.bsky.social · last wk.Shout out to the Michael’s employee who said, “oh that’s ridiculous” when the price for a frame came up and put in their friends and family 30% discount. 🙌🏼
Shout out to the Michael’s employee who said, “oh that’s ridiculous” when the price for a frame came up and put in their friends and family 30% discount. 🙌🏼
Talking to my mom about her preferences for her eventual services and she suggested doling out her ashes as party favors. Me, sighing: Ok, but then we can’t re-use the mesh bags from my wedding Her: [almost spits out margarita while laughing] Oh, we have fun!
“I don’t like when the government meddles in things” - person behind me in the grocery store with - I SHIT YOU NOT - four bags of lettuce
My husband: “cottage cheese used to freak me out when I was a kid” My twelve year old nephew: “same”
I didn’t know anything about Kate Quinn’s The Briar Club, but thanks to having no other obligations today, I started it this morning and just finished it. Enjoyed it tremendously!
“If I can change, and you can change, then everybody can change!" YA GOT ME RIGHT IN THE FEELINGS, YA BIG LUG!!!
Mspreposterous@mspreposterous.bsky.social · 2w agoWhat percentage of Rocky IV is clips from Rocky, Rocky Ii, and Rocky III? Conservatively, I’d say 70%
