Michael Strauss
@mstrauss.bsky.social
With no power comes no responsibility.
josh allen throws for a billion touchdowns and people on here clown me for thinking the bills are good , thats fine, meanwhile thousands of Chiefs fans are allowed to chant racistly on sunday night football Daily
If I loved you as much as I love @jeredolan2.bsky.social I would also pull $40 comics from the $1 bun for you.
Jere from Buffalo.@jeredolan2.bsky.social · 3d agoLong overdue trip to the LCS sidewalk sale got me a bunch of great stuff. Shout-out to @mstrauss.bsky.social for spotting the X-Men state Fair book and DD 254. A dollar apiece.
Me, trying to make friends at the bar: “So do you guys like the Bills?”
This is the equivalent of when I’m sitting at the bar and someone says “What do you think about the X-Men?”
Nikolaj Bill@nikolajbill.bsky.social · 3d agoFolks, I was at Kroger's earlier and a woman didn't know what pickles she wanted. She said she wanted something tart and was about to get bread and butter, but she asked me "Do you know if these pickles are sweet or which ones are better?" Lady, I've waited my entire life for this conversation.
Watching Star Trek while I bag & board comics and wondering where all the ladies at.
Impeach Hegseth.
U.S. military sexual assault rates 2 to 4 times higher than govt estimates, study says
The Brown University report faults the U.S. wars in Iraq and Afghanistan as putting the military's long-standing issue of sexual assault secondary to force readiness.
nbcnews.com
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 4d agoNEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.
I just used the phrase “a perpetual pantsing machine” in case you wanted an update on my Friday evening.
This is the difference between a Working Families Party candidate and a regular Democrat by the way.
Rode my e-bike to the vegan takeout joint because I’m a godless liberal. The “steak” hoagie required 185 napkins.
Josh had the flu last night? Good luck to the league when this man is 100% healthy. #GoBills
The Bills should send wings to the Lions’ locker room at the half.
If Josh Allen gets hurt because of the crappy turf then we need to tear down the stadium and rebuild the old one.
katherine fitzgerald@kfitz134.bsky.social · 5d agoPer the Bills, DT Ed Oliver (hip) was injured during warm-ups and is OUT for the game.
September 17th must be the internet’s birthday.
NBC News@nbcnews.com · 5d agoThe new wild cat species is about the size of a domestic kitten and lives in Bolivia.
How much do you think it would cost me to get the key to the city off of Terrell Owens, the one Byron Brown gave him? If he still even has it. $100? $120? #GoBills
This Bills game is a good reminder to eat more heart-healthy foods for the next four months. #GoBills
The Phantom Menace. Steal the plot of Three Musketeers. Anakin is D’Artagnan. Palpatine is the Cardinal. Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, & Bail are the Musketeers. Swap out Jar-Jar for Hondo Ohnaka.
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2w agoName a film you'd like to remake.
Dem: We need to vote to protect our children from fascism! Trans: I will vote to protect trans children from fascism! Dem: Not them. Other children! Vote to protect the other children! Trans: I will vote for anyone who'll protect trans children from fascism. Dem: Wny do you love fascism????
I was 17 years old and helping my friend paint his grandfather’s garage. My buddy put this cassette in the boom box while we painted. A life changing experience.
Aaron Meyers@aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 2w ago$1 Pick up
“It’d have to be structured so that we’d all get 34 felony counts, Jesse.”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoWATTERS: Would you vote for a $5,000 check? TED CRUZ: Well look, it depends how it's structured, you know
