Has anyone read Land by Maggie O'Farrell and is the audio book a bad idea?
Maria Teresa
@mtromano.bsky.social
Friendly witch. Bronx, Italian, chihuahua lover. she/her
dying from lack of attention disease. it's fatal. sorry.
If his wife dated him when he was fat, he hates her too. If his wife knew him when he was fat but didn't date him until he was thin, he hates her too. If his wife married him, he hates her too.
Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d agoHe will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"
You will sacrifice a food or movie or place to grief and depression. You will eat or watch it or visit it again but the sense memories will flatten you.
There should be a way to vacation from yourself bc being me is exhausting.
I woke up two days ago NEEDING to hear Falling Slowly. Terrible sad news.
The Guardian@theguardian.com · last wk.Glen Hansard, Oscar-winning Irish singer-songwriter, dies aged 56 in motorcycle crash
I was floating in the pool today. Closed my eyes and tried to remember how it felt to float in another pool, this one in Florida. Thought I might open my eyes, and there was a young Yolanda opening the screen door and asking if I wanted a sandwich.
I am on vacation. (I only get one full one a year bc of caregiving elderly dog, mom, and house.)
What is more likely to give me explosive butt? A. Kerrygold butter that's been frozen for 6 years with a best by date of 11/22 B. A bag of Taylor Santa Fe salad purchased 2 weeks ago
If there are no hot fat women left on the earth, I will be dead. (That is bravado. Look it up.)
Currently stuffing all my glp-1 feelings into my parasocial relationship with Isabel Klee and Simon.
Having a really good run of reading bc it turns out past Maria made some good choices.
I come from Circe's island, which is commonly believed to be the tiny island of Ponza. So be careful out there.
It's I'll wake up early and do that thing I should've done tonight o'clock. (I won't.)
Okay I just got misty bc the responses reminded me of everything I loved about Twitter. I miss you all, friends.
Maria Teresa@mtromano.bsky.social · 2w agoWhat is your most delicious vegan summer dish? My brain hasn't adjusted to the idea of no cheese or eggs and I just get despondent.
What is your most delicious vegan summer dish? My brain hasn't adjusted to the idea of no cheese or eggs and I just get despondent.
I have 4 things to do before I can chill and I simply don't want to. But here goes: - clean kitchen - go through mail - put laundry away - something personal Three other things if I'm up to it: - prep for early start tomorrow - long walk with Pignoli - other personal thing
I've bought upwards of 20 bags of Taylor Farms lettuce this year and eaten none of it, mark me safe from this outbreak.
I finally started eating salad everyday. It's my fault, friends.
Alert the Little Italy mob about this hate crime.
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 3w agoIn this deviation from a Caprese salad, slices of heirloom tomatoes are topped with dollops of cottage cheese and layered with red onions, olive oil and tender herbs, plus a savory spice blend inspired by everything bagels. nyti.ms/4wJb4V6
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