much ado about muffin
@muffindoin.bsky.social
no relation to the muffin man
so this is straight up evil. vile shit.
In addition to having no experience in immigration, their website shows Ilya Shapiro (!) and disgraced former law prof Joshua Wright (!) as Senior Counsel. I don't think this massive contract was awarded to give immigrant children effective, zealous advocacy. burkegroup.law/our-team/
it may shock everyone to learn that ICE has functionally unlimited discretion over whether someone gets an ankle monitor or not. the only real limiting factors are number of devices and staff
Am told at the blue ash Ohio ICE office today that a bunch of springfield Haitians were told to just “check in” at are now having ankle monitors put on them, which, uh….. they’re not supposed to be fucking doing that
guy in a Philly park with a grill that says "COWBOY 4 LIFE" with a Dallas Cowboys flag. braver than the troops
"if someone is unsure about an image, they can ask the Gemini app or use Lens in Search" I am going to lose my mind
I used to do some work on the ethical use of satellite and drone imagery for aid and disaster response, and it is genuinely hard to express in words what a dangerous, stupid thing Google is doing by making it easy to use GenAI to create faked satellite imagery:
I am open to the possibility - however unlikely - that RFK Jr. has a great kimchi recipe
Repeat after me: I am not purer than Matt Yglesias. I am not purer than Lowtax. I am not purer than Adam Sandler. I am not purer than Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be purer than I am.
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
They’re doing generational hate speech on T*reads
my plan to fix soccer: every unconvincing dive should result in a 10-game unpaid suspension
this is the moderating voice on immigration in the White House
Tom Homan: "It all go backs to the Dems ... there's still gonna be more bloodshed unless they shut their mouth and let ICE enforce the laws that they enacted."
ohhh is Argentina in the middle of a late game comeback? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite maradona
So far only one football superpower that Spain could not defeat at this world cup- Cabo Verde
the worm man is instructive on right-wing ecosystem incentives. was a complete unknown, catapulted into niche fame and SCOTUS cites through birthright citizenship hackery, and is now just a full-time Trump apologist on any issue in the news
I dunno man. If I were a law student of Prof. Wurman's at UMinn Law... I'd be asking for my money back. What happened wasn't "sue and settle." It was "sue an agency you control & have them provide you a massive economic win as a 'settlement.'" If I can figure that out, so can Wurman
if I received my job application I would simply interview and, ideally, hire me
was rooting for Switzerland but the Embolo dive was so embarrassing I'm kind of glad they lost
least favorite part of soccer is how much whining there is
the percentage of time the ball has spent on England's side has to be single digits so far
I am staring directly at the Executive Office for Immigration Review
one way to trump proof the future structure of govt is to make a lot of agency court-like institutions into actual courts with actual article iii judges
nobody wants to hear this but I see this story gaining traction and feel it's worth reiterating that 1) pressuring people to self-deport upon booking is standard procedure, AND ALSO 2) ICE would deviate from standard procedure here if they wanted the truth
(ICE pressures everyone it detains to take voluntary departure (if eligible) as soon as they're detained) (that doesn't make this good)