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You done it. You done hired the hit maker. APOPHANY and KENTUCKY MEAT SHOWER now hosted at Kittysneezes.com. Words in Typebar Magazine, I Have That on Vinyl, Cobblestones, and others. WARNING: more basketball content than you'd like.

making a youtube video called THE SECRET SOCIALIST URBANISM OF THE LEGO MOVIE that gets 7000000 views and promptly getting cancelled when a number of women reveal I texted them photos of me building a cocoon

They should invent a baseball team that I mostly wound up rooting for because a billionaire made sure you could watch the team he bought on every channel he owned. It'd be sick if that team's fan base was full of red assed cornfed assholes that make me want never want to admit I'm a fan of them.

Fat Joe: I’ll tell you a story and fuck it I’ll say a name Scott Adams Jada: haha Joe(strangely reflective): I had the pleasure to come up when we all did So it’s 99, the dilbert shit is on tv and yo (pause) it’s hot, ghost written by simpsons cats but that’s another story, Adams is in the tunnel,

Me at a Michigan debate for some reason: Boldy James album of choice? Dr. El-Sayed: I love Bo Jackson but Manger on McNichols is a masterful work, a look behind the-- HALEY STEVENS: the only Bold "D James" I know is Donald James Trump, and I'm not gonna let him use the constitution as a hanky!

HALEY STEVENS: "you know what they say about them there egyptians? well here in michigan we walk like americans, pal" [shuffles around like a penguin to demonstrate how americans walk then returns to microphone]

Black August in VA history includes Gabriel’s Rebellion. IMO an under discussed revolutionary event that included white French abolitionists from Haiti & overthrow of the “Merchant” class. Gabriel & his compatriots planned their attack all month long, only to be thwarted by a tremendous rain storm.

Gabriel's Conspiracy (1800) - Encyclopedia Virginia

Background   Slave Uprising in Saint-Domingue During the 1790s many white Virginians believed that living conditions for enslaved people had improved since the (1775–1783). Governor said as much in hi...

encyclopediavirginia.org

Me: Now that I've revived you, I have questions. What exactly did you mean when you wrote "Those Who Walk from Omelas"? UKLG: Coke freestyle machines are EVERYWHERE now? Me: Yeah but-- UKLG: If I had known about the coke freestyles I would have never died.

stepping onto a discourse landmine here: what Jonah Hill is exhibiting is kind of the worst case scenario of "I was a fat kid and they will never disrespect me again!!!!" which is a trauma I understand way more than I'd like.

All time bad album description of On the Beach on Rap Genius. "Hysterical ballads inspired by rural Southern folk like “Walk On” + “Revolution Blues”... 1. "Walk On" is basically Neil Young almost playing funk 2. "Revolution Blues" is about Charles Manson, so much so it scared David Crosby (good)