TON is turning into Vince McMahon

Grayson's got the Orioles right where he wants them now

starting Cade Povich to make sure fans remember the last time you punted at the trade deadline and sent away a fan favorite

the WPBL memorial service music would be appropriate for MASN tonight

Based on his Miz home run, I am predicting Meckler will hit a left on left Eutaw home run versus Povich

This is the fanbase he’s going to

This is the final chonky bird update of the season. The Baltimore Orioles are dead.

Joel@joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 5d ago

BELATED CHONKY JAWN 54-56

at least tennis racket is not included, it appears?

Mike Elias has traded the Orioles only all star at 3 of the last 5 deadlines

Went from “we’re going for it” to trading the franchise catcher in division in a month there aren’t words to describe what this is

That seals the deal. I am no longer an Orioles fan. I’ve been a fan since 1982 and a season ticket holder since 1996. I officially will not be renewing my plan next season nor will I watch on tv ever again. Elias is officially the worst gm in history.

(one of) the worst parts of this is how much Buster will get to gloat

Gonna take Ward a long while to walk to Seattle

That seals the deal. I am no longer an Orioles fan. I’ve been a fan since 1982 and a season ticket holder since 1996. I officially will not be renewing my plan next season nor will I watch on tv ever again. Elias is officially the worst gm in history.

I’m 6'5" and actually played baseball. The fact I went to college and got a degree and worked hard might be lost on you. I don’t play backgammon but I do play chess. I could also twist you into a pretzel.

WPBL sticking with the memorial service music for a second day

Beavers so much faster than Ward but you wouldn't know it from what he can cover out there. Bambi on ice

don't even joke, MASN

among qualified batters (149) this season, Orioles have Ward (9th), Gunnar (15th), and Pete (34th) amongst the lowest meatball swing %

Lucy 🫠 📷@ltotheucy.bsky.social · 3d ago

If there’s an offensive category I’d like the whole team to improve on, it’s “hitting meatballs”

MLB Big Inning guy sounds drunk. Just called Benintendi's home run by disparaging the Trop's rings and saying it was hit off Shane Baz

great... delay will come in having only impacted our starter

Thanks for making Bradish pitch with a slippery ball

No wonder it looks like a wire brush up there, Ben

Someday Baz's average run support will be higher than the number of letters in his last name