ppl who don’t find the new zealander trumpian ratz furever weird after years of sexualizing her sedated rats for clicks are a red flag don’t ever put that weirdo on my feed

ziggy taught mahito to pinch me for attention during playtime and no one else learned it before ziggy died and the newbies didn't pick it up from mahito and now he's gone too. they're not carrying the flame

this fucking goofball just parked his ass right there, rolled on his back, put up his feet and casually started eating my thumb while i was scrolling reels

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all bear does is destroy

he improved for half a day and went downhill. probably heart-related. i tried my best all weekend and held him in my hand and in my jacket for 2 days straight just like he wanted, even fell asleep with him last night (do NOT do that…it was accidental). and so we said goodbye at the vet this morning.

rat with the devil horns 🤘🐀🤘@murdermuffin666.bsky.social · 2w ago

honestly numb. i was barely getting through 4 deaths of elderly rats this year. mahito is months away from turning 2. this is bullshit. what god did i piss off

"Trans people require lifelong medical care" Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit

mahito seems to have made a drastic improvement during the night, i’ve never seen a rat come back from doing that poorly but he’s also been giving me kisses even when he couldn’t even breathe, so he’s a little fighter. tentatively giving him the weekend

rat with the devil horns 🤘🐀🤘@murdermuffin666.bsky.social · 2w ago

honestly numb. i was barely getting through 4 deaths of elderly rats this year. mahito is months away from turning 2. this is bullshit. what god did i piss off

honestly numb. i was barely getting through 4 deaths of elderly rats this year. mahito is months away from turning 2. this is bullshit. what god did i piss off

i think it's too late. i dropped mahito off at the vet yesterday morning and they nebulized him twice and gave us 2 different meds and he's only gotten worse and i'm pretty sure it's pneumonia and now i have to decide what to do tomorrow before he potentially suffers all weekend. he's not even 2

i'm so pissed i can't even see straight i was planning on doing adopts bc mahito has been at the vet all day while i was at work worrying about him but now my brain is latched onto this bullshit and won't let go

hey so how are you as a transporter having 2 helpers on the road and DELIVERING STARVED AND DEAD ANIMALS and acting shocked when you hand them over to the adopter why is no one FUCKING competent

put the rats under blacklight after seeing a video of a wild rat glowing and it turns out they do, but it’s more noticeable on some varieties than others (that werewolf looking thing is bear…his frosties light up)

little bear

*laughs nervously* i don’t remember bleeding on the doorframe in a weird place i’ve never looked closely at. how long has that been there

While most people knew him for his movies lets not forget the incredible human Sam Neil was too

You’ll be missed 🖤

he did it again in front of another coworker this time and when i dryly pointed it out on the spot and asked “can you please not do this again?” they both looked at me like i sprouted a 2nd head. i just got here. i’ll just go fuck myself i guess

rat with the devil horns 🤘🐀🤘@murdermuffin666.bsky.social · 3mo ago

a coworker i’ve never spoken to interrupted me with a customer and asked if i am a robot, dead inside, okay, etc., all under the guise of “concern” until i had to say “i’m autistic” and still he continued. i finally told him dude i’m with a customer and had to apologize to her. fucking humiliated.

i love you so. oh no

ppl gonna get me for this but i guess i'll stop feeling bad for many of my lazy male rats in the past being overweight despite eating almost nothing but their lab block when instagram has accounts going viral for feeding their rats dishes from restaurants solely for views

showing bear what time it is bc i’m 15 minutes late for work and he’s already yanking on the bars and crying for attention it’s 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING GO TO BED

adulthood/healing is realizing you are definitely missing from a group chat and you kinda don't give a fuck lol

proof of bear being quite ridiculous about wanting to be out with me, whining and everything. i do hope him being so neurotic is not a danger to the others down the line, i’ll be watching him closely. silly boy

VINDICATION. a while ago i noticed blue rings in the eyes of my american blue rat, asked around, saw many examples in american blue and russian blue rats around the country. immediately after receiving my golden black-eyed siamese and golden marten i noticed it but dismissed it, thinking it was—

♥ MEPHISTOPHELES

the rent is due July 1st so a couple of full body slots would help push us towards having all of it ♥

Sibbi@sibbi.bsky.social · 4mo ago

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i can’t keep working on my feet 8 hours a day with bad joints and fatigue from a mystery autoimmune condition. my legs simply gave out immediately after i got home and i slid down the stairs and probably sprained 2 toes. if i wasn’t still wearing my brace my foot would’ve been broken…again