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he/him, 32 I like podcasts, crochet, drawing cartoony stuff, and I love my wife (@sophie-choc.bsky.social) 🐶 @vorratony.bsky.social <- check out my art!!!

In Paper Mario, Parakarry is a clumsy postman who joins Mario to find letters he lost. However, at the end of the game, Parakarry leaves, while the letters never actually get removed from Mario's inventory. This creates the humorous effect of Parakarry forgetting them once again.

In Paper Mario, Parakarry is a clumsy postman who joins Mario's party to find letters he lost.
After defeating Bowser, the partners leave and Parakarry resumes delivering letters.
However, his found letters do not get removed from Mario's inventory, as though he forgot them again!
Dramatization
Parakarry: What an adventure, Mario! Thanks for helping me find all those missing letters! Until we meet again!
Parakarry leaves, leaving Mario annoyed, holding the letters.

maybe I'm too Mexican but I figure the pool fiasco was on purpose, hear me out "pool will cost $100" does it for 50, pockets the difference. "oops need repairs. $100 pls" does it for 50, pockets the difference. "uh oh, that didn't work. next time tho! $100?" does it for 50, pockets the difference

Additional scripts for cis het white men who want to be better allies: “What a weird thing to say” “Do you hear yourself right now?” “You shouldn’t say shit like that to people” “I won’t let you talk to them that way” “That’s a disgusting opinion to have” “Shut the fuck up, dude”

wow!youmadeit@wowyoumadeitemo.bsky.social · 2y ago

Cis men truly need to understand the power of saying “that’s fucked up bro why would you say that” to another cis man

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