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a coworker bumps into me and a picture of the grim reaper holding the ace of hearts falls to the floor then another coworker bumps into me and a folder labelled tattoo ideas falls to the floor

me: you know that thing where you see how much time is left in a tv show and think they’re never gonna wrap this up and solve it time. therapist: is that way you keep checking your watch?

I hate being rushed. It turns me into an old cowboy. I start saying things like “hold your horses” and “simmer your beans” and “I’ll kill myself if you rush me”