roses are red, violets come in blues, out of his penis, here comes the

There are people who have never slept with a pillow between their knees. And of those people I am saying that for about 40% of them, it will help them survive life. Even a folded up sweatshirt between the knees is better than raw dogging a side sleep.

This is how abused women behave. We are calm and fawn and sometimes have sex with the man who is hurting us. Men with low emotional intelligence and women with internalized misogyny will argue.

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3d ago

Rep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"

In my second home, the Ozarks, surrounded by MAGA at our watering hole and were karaoking and my family won't let me sing Chappelle Roan.

Milastauffer Whatever

ALT: Milastauffer Whatever

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any turtle can be a snapping turtle if the jazz is smooth enough

pretty messed up that Shakespeare wrote 154 love sonnets and not a single one about the boys being back in town

Life is like being a complete noob to everything.

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I fold pads into m'draws like gd airplanes

I'm going to put a bucket on my head and some black trash bags and fashion myself a Bene Gesserit and walk around the beach chanting Dune Dune Dune

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Nice try new parasite the threat of diarrhea hasn't kept me from eating sus foods before and it's not going to start now.

all this talk about the fertility rate, nothing about the FARTility rate. Alexis Simpson for president 2028

Many years ago before I matured, I was on a different app that is now lame, I made a lot of jokes about moobs. I don't do that anymore. It doesn't align with my values to body shame anyone.

ARE YOU A MENTAL HEALTH CLINICIAN?

Bluesky during England-Argentina

Trump is incapable of understanding this.

France and Spain sounds white erotic

1. My daughter thought I sent the article to her only. 2. She speaks two languages & struggles with spelling in both so I'm not sure what is slang. 3. Male privilege is living over a year longer for every *daughter* a man fathers while women die at least a year earlier if they have any child.

Smoking that shit that makes you Lt. Commander Data

I don't know if you noticed but North American Friends Movie Club did not post a new recording yesterday. This is because we heard what you did and we're disappointed in you, so you're being punished. Psyche! We'd never do that. Brothers don't weigh anything. Steel Magnolias posts Thursday.

My Dad used the term "fagged out" around 5:30pm today to relay his exhaustion after 18 holes in the AM and then supervising plumbing repairs.

My district has been redrawn and now men who are scared of street cars are making choices for me.

Me about 1:30am when the children aren't home.

rob@ok-but-still.bsky.social · last mo.

this is a very good way to look

Don’t send a man to do a woman’s job

Thinking about the jacked up plastic surgery Cristiano Ronaldo is going to give himself over the next ten years

This is why I am rarely sick and continue to eat garlic bread and chocolate donuts. Catastrophic events could occur if I stop.

Osaka@osaka.zone · last mo.

if you push your body out of its averages, you're pushing it into limits that can cause catastrophic longevity problems because you're taking resources away from the body's ability to manage latent conditions it has been masking with the energy you just optimised out of that pathway

I'll say it once. I'll say it a hundred times. If you've never publicly dated a French person, you are not famous.

A lot of people sit in front of me and tell me they're lazy and I still have never met a lazy person.

Never felt so close to gun owners than on July 4th.