Martin

@murrtin.wtf

What am I describing here? Myself? Oh ok. I dunno… I’m kinda like a blue wolf or something irl.

I got some stuff to get off my chest, puppy! You made your Dad dog annoyed, and now you get a lecture. I love you, but sometimes you do dumb stuff. 💛

This new Madonna album is fire, just saying. Cirkut and Stuart Price killed the production in their songs. Also, the last song is giving me heavy Lily Allen or Velvet Underground influence.

It’s really discouraging when you go to a tattoo studio with a concept and the artist says he’s going to use AI to formulate it… sorry, I will not put that 3k down deposit down.

Have you ever cummed so hard while wearing your fursuit head that it feels like you had a mini stroke? Yea, me neither.

Throwing this out into the void❗: Is anyone heading to Anthrocon and looking for an extra roommate or knows someone who does? I'm currently trying to find a room spot and figured it couldn't hurt to ask. Feel free to DM me, and RTs are super appreciated!

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Is it lame that my biggest motivation to go to the DC pride festival today is to go to the Metro tent and get faggy Metro merch from them? Then maybe walk over to the reflecting pool and steal some paint chips.

I’m not the best at flirting. Apparently “suck my dick” and “I want to fuck you in the ass” aren’t very smooth.

Still thinking about that time a zoomer furry said they’d let someone have their Bump rather than their Telegram. Insane to me.