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Never for money, always for love Home is where I want to be, but I guess I’m already there
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It would be much better if we didn’t participate in the charade that these rankings are remotely serious in any way, simply because this year’s randomly adjusted formulas happened to benefit us at the expense of other institutions.
I really enjoy the rare sensation of Democrats smelling blood in the water and, instead of hedging and equivocating, just *salivating* at the prospect of absolutely destroying the Republican Party
I think the next few years of Dem politics need to revolve around "how do you lock down the stupid vote long term" vs "how do you beg the stupid vote to like you". There's a lot more opportunity now
> Trump +17 District > Talarico up by 11 > Hinojosa up by 9 Bro
We got a big old convoy, rocking through the night
Gunnar Henderson's 2026 season
Gunnar Henderson solo HR (24)
I have a joke about Super Mario Brothers and it’s a Peach
i have a joke about borderlands but i've overstayed my welcome
🚨BREAKING🚨: Trump TV has filed for bankruptcy
White House touts 'Trump TV' - reports
Dem coordinated campaigns need to get the messaging out that day of results *are* representative of the final outcome, a switch from before 
Dem coordinated campaigns need to get ready. Early in person vote this cycle could easily top 40% of the vote, huge increase from 2024.
OAN is now the leftmost news org in the press room
Huh, I guess the whole strategy of cable news outlets not asking the Trump White House hard questions and failing to push back on weak answers in order to preserve their access to the Trump White House wasn't much of a great strategy.
Dr. Strangelove: Peter Sellers as Dr. Strangelove
Alt: Dr. Strangelove: Peter Sellers as Dr. Strangelove
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I have this exact thought 10 times a day 
Trump: "If I'm in an electric boat and I see I'm going down and the water is pouring in, so I know I'm going to be electrocuted, but 5 yards away there are sharks. Do I take the electrocution or do I go swimming with the sharks? I'll take the electrocution."
Putin knows how to lie better than Trump
Every voter's voice matters, Putin emphasized.
The easiest way to kill government is to make it untrustworthy 
I should add that the collapse in the trust numbers comes from Democrats losing faith in the government under Trump. Which is a real-time illustration of this push-pull dynamic. It was low because MAGAs believed outrageous conspiracies and it got lower because Trump and RFK lie and cheat constantly.
"why are liberals so on edge about voting abstention?" because bernie-or-bust was a real thing & it cost us 2016
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I am sitting in the middle seat of the last row of a long haul flight listening to early 2000s jingoistic country music while eating slathered ribs with no napkins
all right fine, quotes and replies open give me the best you’ve got
They spoke all night, all night, all night
I had been looking forward to those screeners BEFORE...