Ethan Moses
@mynamesmoses.bsky.social
Browns, Michigan, Cavs, Guards. Ohio U grad. I’m here to celebrate Festivus by airing my grievances.
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After being statically the worst QB in football that season Deshaun Watson tore his Achilles 10/20/24. That means Andrew Berry has had 653 days to address the Browns QB room. And yet we come into the season with a QB competition between a bad 5th rounder & fucking Watson. Fire Berry.
I would just like to once again reiterated that I don’t really think Sanders is that good and definitely don’t think he’s the answer for the future of the Browns quarterback position, I just don’t need to watch Deshaun Watson play football anymore.
I like the name Sirens and the logo, this is just something I’ve noticed.
It feels like the easiest possible solution is they’re going to move Slade to the pen and DFA Festa. Could also be Joey but I think Slade would do better in the pen.
As for the rotation, Chris Antonetti noted the Guardians are still working through how Foster Griffin's addition will impact the current staff. Tanner Bibee, Joey Cantillo, Slade Cecconi, Parker Messick and Gavin Williams have started all but one of their 113 games this season.
I know he’s a rental, but I still can’t believe the Guardians traded for dude with a 120 wRC+ and give up fucking nothing
The Guardians traded for a player with an OPS in the eights
Ricky Bobby: I'm Not Sure What To Do With My Hands
ALT: Ricky Bobby: I'm Not Sure What To Do With My Hands
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Glad ESPN had to lay off a bunch of actual journalist to give this human gonorrhea with a microphone the GDP of a small country. What would we do without this great content from Pat McAfee? Fuck him and fuck Rodgers forever.
It’s August 2026 and Aaron Rodgers is having a full blown meltdown about Anthony Fauci.
I don’t think it’ll happen but I’d really like the Guards to add an arm before six. I don’t trust anyone in that bullpen besides Cade, and I’m not holding my breath for Ben Livley to fix it.
This is exactly the type of move I wanted from them. 909 OPS vs lefties.
Jo Adell to Guardians
As someone who went to middle school with Max Miller, I can definitely confirmed he has always sucked
The fuck we doing espn? Why would you put this shit in your jeopardy? Fuck this
Wait @minakimes.bsky.social isn’t on ESPN jeopardy? Were they just worried she was going to become too powerful if she wound up with both trophies?
I’ve never seen the benches clear and the tarp pulled at the same time
I know most people who work in the White House press corps at this point are employed by Fox News or the My Pillow guy, but has no one asked Trump about Max Miller yet?