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@myoneandonlykat.bsky.social
Woke AF otroverted sexagenarian. 🌊Political humorist/writer. Former fetus, born very young. Gray bearded curmudgeon who's older than ever. 51 years in the dead pancreas society. The US is a Kleptocratic Kakistocracy of Knockabouts (KKK) ❤️ @mary1kathy ❤️
Patient 47 is going to speak at the UN. How many times will he say👇 -We won the war -Greatest of all time -People tell me -Obama -Biden -The greatest economy ever -Fake news -Lowest unemployment ever -The stock market
It's ALL ABOUT THIS. EVERYTHING
Banning CNN, MSNOW and Poliitico was not a spur of the moment decision. Patient 47 had his own streaming service waiting in the wings. It would be almost impossible to get a live streaming channel up and running this fast. #FourthReich #StateRunTv
He’s not leaving (if his heart is still beating). It’s for his paramilitary to defend him when he refuses to leave.
Jack Hopkins-The Original@therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 2d agoWhat does a sniper position at Memorial Circle actually defend against? Not China. Not a submarine. Not a missile. It overlooks a bridge, a traffic circle, and the front door of the National Mall. Those are places where Americans march. www.jackhopkinsnow.com
I’m compiling a list of parents whose children went to school as one gender and came home having completed their gender reassignment surgery. #MagaMorons The list so far: 1. 6. 2. 7. 3. 8. 4. 9. 5. 10.
Minion: No Common Sense for Stupid People
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Do Patient 47 and his evil spawn think we believe a $250,000 gift was returned to the Russian oligarch? #tRumpCrimeFamily
South Park Kyle Broflovski
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Patient 47 is doing this because IF, for some reason, his poor health doesn’t take him, he’s not leaving the White House. He’s getting his bunker built and now he’s arming the area. Seems like someone else did this in Germany almost a century ago.
Angry@angrystaffer.bsky.social · 2d agoHis brain is completely broken. What the actual fuck is this nonsense
This is what canceling the midterms looks like. #WakeUp
Fighter Jet Launch from Aircraft Carrier
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I hope they’re hiding the “FOOTBALL” from him!
Nuclear Bomb Explosion Mushroom Cloud
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Not sure if this will all show up but so worth the read!
Why isn’t RFK Jr. upset about Patient 47 wanting to rename the Kennedy Center? Nah, it’s not a cult. 🙄
Rfk Jr Worm
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I knew a second term would be bad. I didn’t have these 👇 on my bingo card: -POTUS is jealous of Arnold Palmer’s penis. -FBI Director wants to protect victims of bestiality. -Secretary of Defense wants to monitor EMEs, pronounced Emmy’s (Early Morning Erections). When will this nightmare end?
TDS symptoms: Fact checking Source verification Follow-up questions Political skepticism Temporal awareness Remembering Whataboutism Nuance (more than one thought at a time) Questioning Iran war Treatment: Cognitive redirection Hillary (emergency use only) Biden (Joe and Hunter) Obama
Public Service Announcement! If cinnamon cured Type 1 Diabetes, I’m confident the disease would have already been eradicated. #DiabetesAwarenessMonth
World Diabetes Month: I Support Awareness
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“Give us another chance or give us another couple of years to continue to work on the amazing things that we’ve been doing for the past two years”. -Podcast co-host Chamath Palihapitiya asked Vance for his closing message/pitch to voters. He’s admitting things are fucked up and begs for your vote.
How/why the fuck is this predator (Tate) allowed to post on social media?
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 5d agoTime for some positive news …
Putting aside how you feel about this man’s past, do you think someone in his condition should be voting on United States policy?
Public Service Announcement! If cinnamon cured Type 1 Diabetes, I’m confident the disease would have already been eradicated. #DiabetesAwarenessMonth
World Diabetes Month: I Support Awareness
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Animatronics is getting more and more lack-of-lifelike.
🫶🏻Layla🫶🏻@laylabelle3.bsky.social · 5d agoTomorrow, they might let Mitch McConnell know where he was today