I’m anchored near shore with 4 teenage boys who are quickly learning that fishing from a sailboat is an expert level sport. I tried to tell them 🤷🏻‍♀️ Lots of laughs and a whole lot of tangled fishing lines 😅

one of my neighbors (who has never had a dog) said it’s inhumane to crate train them, and for a dog as big as my 170lb mastiff, it’s just cruel. brb gotta go wake ellie to let her know what the neighbor thinks.

I spent a chunk of my career focused on election security, speaking in closed door senate hearings (with voting machine vendors present), secretary of state events, and on panels with other experts in the election space. Anyway, this script is AI slop using partisan voter conspiracy prompts.

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

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Engaging with arts and culture can slow biological aging as much as exercise, study suggests | CNN

When it comes to slowing down our biological aging, engaging with arts and culture is as beneficial as physical activity, a new study suggests.

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Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Maybe instead of committing atrocities, we could just make the rich pay their fair share and have universal healthcare and affordable housing instead. Idk, just spitballing here.

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Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business

prob gonna have to report my coworker to HR for not pulling her weight & snoring on the job

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/

it’s actually a huge relief that my gym doesn’t allow cell phones. with people literally posting everything on socials, i kinda feel like no gym should allow recording devices of any kind. 🤷🏻‍♀️

This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)

“I’m not sure people really understand how expensive it is to have adhd,” she says as she loads her embroidery machine onto her giant vintage sailboat, along with her soldering kit, sticker printer, and portable solar panels. she is me.

“he’s right behind me, isn’t he?”

guess who’s awake and hungry

Ellie, the dopey giant mastiff, is officially a foster fail. She’s stuck with me now. ❤️🐶

Just thinking about the time I worked at 18F and received a call from the GSA Ethics Office because a vendor at a conference I keynoted gave all speakers a complimentary portable phone charger. It was deemed to be worth $35 in value & thus a violation of the Emoluments Clause, so I had to return it.

I strongly encourage you to stop what you’re doing and use the .5 setting on your phone camera to take a pic of your pet.