"el-sayed" is spanish for "the sayed"

Apple is releasing a new device to help you sleep. It's called the iMask.

i started watching andor thinking it was a show about boolean logic

Link called. He wants his tunic back.

Hear me out: next time they do a halftime show it's just 20 minutes of Béla Fleck playing solo on a wooden stool on the midpoint of the field.

Has anyone ever seen Tom Cruise and Tig Notaro in the same place at the same time?

FIFA anthem is hella cringe

currently watching the agent write print statements into the code to debug something it really is becoming human

Green Day once played a show in Green Bay

pray harder guys

Nathan Naze@nanaze.bsky.social · 4w ago

I wonder if the ELCA is holding a watch party

ok VAR is good now

I wonder if the ELCA is holding a watch party

The crying Belgian kid needs to become a GIF meme.

That’s what happens when you get rid of the department of defense

well... *slaps knees* theonion.com/report-thats...

Report: That’s Enough Soccer For Now

WASHINGTON—Saying the nation had enjoyed a perfectly adequate amount of dribbling, passing, and loud chanting, a new report published Tuesday confirmed that was enough soccer for now. “Welp, that was ...

theonion.com

Do you think Trump can put in a call to reverse the result?

these refs:

I can't believe people are openly rooting for england considering He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

King Charles is being handed a telephone as we speak

ACAB INCLUDES FIFA REFS

Even my 5-year-old has commented on the conspicuously empty seats in the middle.

USA uniforms are terrible. It looks like a soccer team of Where's Waldos.

As an American, I'm excited to celebrate a US World Cup win or to go back to not caring about soccer. Both good outcomes.

dreams do come true 🥲

this being Penn I'm unclear if this is investigative journalism or bragging

wait you all have been getting these too?

Mediaite@mediaite.com · last mo.

‘I’m Done, I’m Not in That F*cking Political Party’: James Carville Freaks Out After Progressives Win Big in Democratic Primaries

If anybody needs me, I'm on top of Hijiribashi Bridge with the rest of the foamers. ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E8%81%...

I just got a loud emergency alert informing me that BTS is in town.

I'm in Seoul. The dominant religion here seems to be skincare, followed by Christianity and Buddhism.

We're renaming it Gay of Hormuz for Pride Month.