Also we gotta talk about how Rio went from NEVER PLAY HIM ON THE RIGHT AGAIN to today. Do we actually have a coach? Who coaches players and makes them better?

Is Alexis MacAllister the best short guy header since Luis Garcia? Yes absolutely

I am very fucking mad about hendo at Chelsea

Game’s drunk

Jeremie Frimpong just scored a header from a cross just end it now mercy rule

Fun game until Chris Kavanaugh decided we weren’t paying enough attention to him

A draw that feels like a loss for United, a draw that feels like a win for Tottenham, who are still without an actual win. Chef’s kiss. Perfect, no notes.

I get to post this now I’m allowed it’s the two different pdfs they sent me about usage

My bar regulars gave me a gift tonight and yep they know me

Son of a bitch www.maptap.gg September 17 100🎯 100🎯 99🔥 100🎯 100🎯 Final score: 998

It’s bad enough when they’re stupid so it’s worse when they’re stupid and tired after Wednesday

Jacquet, Araujo, and Virgil have been v good and Iraiola has made the team better after halftime in pretty much every match that’s all I got

Szobo Gravy midfield again plz stop making me watch it

Pleased with Liverpool today. First goal was all the midfield issues but then those two midfielders each scored. They look more a team each match and it’s still v early. And then @liverpooloffside.bsky.social said Kerkez is a Moreno regen and fuck it’s perfect I hate that plz prove us wrong

I will happily take a point today, knowing Newcastle hasn’t won in the league against our lot since 2015. The midfield issues will get fixed with more coaching. Remember how Iraiola started with Bournemouth. The attack is sparse figure that shit out. And Virgil might be washed figure that out too

Liverpool’s undying ability to rage bait and then kick Newcastle in the nuts remains undefeated it’s astonishing

Both goals from Gravy giveaways top off opp box fucking hysterical

Took Bournemouth like a third of a season to play like Iraiola wanted but good lord that half felt way too familiar in all the bad ways

First fucking counter lol

Liverpool have set up their new manager to fail for no reason but inertia A mom asked you to take out chicken and oh shit it’s 5 pm and you forgot but maybe you can defrost it in the microwave?-ass summer

Add right wingers to the pitch not the boardroom @liverpool

Are we sure we don’t want to waste three minutes VAR checking that

Getting Araujo’s wages off of Barca’s books makes it more likely that they can sign Rodri. 4-D chess from Hughes here

Are you paying attention to preseason? That was a mistake

Liverpools transfer planning has been garbage for four windows now but can Rio play RW? Actually this might work

Evil

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Joe Gomez has passed Sturridge and Agger at the “Jesus it’s just sad now” point with injuries

The Liverpool friendly appears to be on ESPN+ in the US if you have it, which is a thing I accidentally learned just now

I did a bad AI prompt when drunk bc I need a new avatar and this is what I got and yep i deserved this so is you have to see it too

If Real really want Diomande and decide to sell Brahim Diaz hi hello I’m listening