At any given time, 90% of Bluesky is wearing the same Puma ankle socks from Costco
You gotta appreciate how society’s one and only solution to “everything is getting too expensive” is “we’re going to make your mortgage payments higher”
Lots of deep vein thrombosis experts on the timeline today
A Forest win against Arsenal and Manchester City getting the death penalty would make the league a lot more interesting going forward
Headbutting a man in the mouth while making eye contact with the referee is crazy
Referee looking 30 times at the least incriminating angle
First time I’ve read one of his articles in months and sure enough, there it is
Tragic Johnson@tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 3mo agoWhat James Pearce lacks in writing ability and journalistic integrity, he more than makes up for in his consistently naïve use of the term “beat off”
Keep telling me about the Waterpik, dentist offices. The next sales pitch will be the one that works
I genuinely despise these articles by ex referees carrying water for current referees. Why does anyone read this shit?
The Athletic | Football@theathleticfc.bsky.social · 2w agoEx-Premier League referee Graham Scott responds to your questions from the Premier League weekend www.nytimes.com/athletic/768...
Still incredibly put off by City’s post-game celebrations acting like they were coming off the Munich Air Disaster and not getting caught in an enormous cheating scandal
It is underdiscussed that the premier league allowed its referees to take a sketchy side job with Manchester City’s owners during a massive cheating investigation that it was conducting into Manchester City’s owners
The Liverpool Offside@liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 2w agoThat's soft as shit check if Chucklefuck Kavanaugh reffed in Abu Dhabi over the break.
My main thought after watching Barcola come in for a billion pounds and barely affect games is this: How good was Sadio Mané?
Not sure I’ve ever seen a Liverpool player in a big match so visibly pull out of a 50/50 challenge like Florian Wirtz did today Maybe he comes good, maybe he doesn’t, but everyone saw him make a business decision on that one
Liam Coen and Nick Sirianni just going shot for shot with the dumbest coaching decisions you’ve ever seen We all lose
I will walk an unspeakably dark path if we discover that OneDrive can feel pain
union person@junlper.beer · 3w agoits feels like a mass psychosis where tech leaders continue to insist you can be cruel, mean, and hurt the feelings of lines of code
Imagine you’re hanging out with the boys at the bar and one of them starts standing like this
TSN@tsnofficial.bsky.social · 3w agoCanadian NBA superstar, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander gets the honours of being featured on the TIME magazine cover 🇨🇦📸 (via: TIME)
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Art is, of course, subjective - but these are objectively the worst lyrics ever written: When there's someone that you know Just let your feelings show And make it all for one and all for love
How can we get Nathan Fielder into a rental home with Man City execs for the next 34 days
Max Scherzer’s kids run from the dugout to the mound to take him out of the game then run back screaming and crying after he tells them he’s not fucking going anywhere, get the fuck off my mound
Luckily they’ve learned their lesson from the RGIII experience
Rotoworld Football@rotoworld-fb.bsky.social · last mo.Rap: Daniels (elbow) back in three weeks or sooner
It's very silly to complain about someone else's entirely subjective best-of list, with the exception of when I complain that there are definitely not 96 shows this century better than CONMUNITY.
Watching bad things happen to the New York Giants feels something like it must have to be a normie when the gods were striking down Sisyphus or Tantalus or whoeverp
I kinda hate this guy on pretty much all but one issue
Toronto Star@thestar.com · last mo.The federal government tabled new legislation Monday to make sweeping changes to environmental and labour rules, in Mark Carney’s latest effort to remove what he sees as barriers to development in pursuit of his pro-growth agenda.
If Chelsea can avoid conceding for the rest of the season they’ll match the record set by Mourinho’s 2004-2005 squad for fewest goals in a single season (15)
Stefan Bienkowski@sbienkowski.bsky.social · last mo.If you’re worried about money buying up all the success in football, just remember that Chelsea have spent €536m on defenders in the last five seasons - €165m more than the next club - and have conceded 15 goals in their first seven games of the season.