It wasn't me that hit the stop sign. Nine out of the last ten cars at the intersection before the collision were driven by other people.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3h ago

NEWSMAX: Your daughter fractured her collarbone and there was a handprint on her upper chest, and it left a bruise. How did that happen? MAX MILLER: What I can tell you is I didn't do that. 9 of the 11 previous days was my ex-wife's care. What's so troubling about child protective services is ...

Pretty sure that's been a pillar of the platform for at least a decade.

These Penthouse letters are just getting weird.

Mediaite@mediaite.com · 2d ago

‘I Will Literally Eat Anything’: RFK Jr. Touts His Nonexistent ‘Gag Reflex’

My absolute favorite part about this experience was that I had absolutely no idea they were going to give her a staff that night and yet my spidey sense led me to introduce her to Robin Hood Daffy literally the night before.

National Security Counselors 🕵@nationalsecuritylaw.org · last wk.

Oh good they gave her a weapon

Hey @jasonleopold.bsky.social those responses have to be comedy gold.

Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social · 2d ago

A senior officer in US Central Command’s (CENTCOM) intelligence branch emailed a broad group of military analysts seeking “new creative and unconventional ways to pressure and punish Iran.” A second source indicated a similar request went out the prior week.

Humans are notoriously bad at telling the difference between "bad thing didn't happen to me because I minimized the risk" and "bad thing didn't happen to me therefore the risk was minimal" and Republicans prey on that.

Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social · 3d ago

it’s pretty obvious that a lot of people remember that COVID lockdowns were unpleasant and from there just extrapolate that they were therefore bad policy

I feel vaguely insulted yet seen

So half of these responses are "I love [Company] they're so awesome" and the other half are "Jfc [Company] is the absolute worst" and Reddit and pretty much the entire gd internet is the same and good lord how tf is someone supposed to use this for anything @angryblacklady.blacksky.app help??

Imani Gandy@angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 2w ago

Does anyone who has relatively healthy pets have pet insurance that they like? A company that doesn't do 40 percent increases every goddamn year?

CrunchLabs (Mark Rober's outfit) has a summer video competition for a Rube Goldberg machine that involves water and I just want to prepare everyone for the amazing machine that Saoirse designed and built. And it went off perfectly in one take!

I still don't understand why the Romans didn't call it the Ulysse.

One of the perks of being me is that no hacker could come anywhere close to the weirdness necessary to post like me.

Don Moynihan@donmoyn.bsky.social · 7d ago

Well, this explains a lot of your behavior. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/21/b...

Kate just sent me a joke. Q: Why couldn't the whistleblower go outside in the winter?

All this fearmongering about @ossoff.bsky.social has gotten out of hand

Terje Helland@terjehelland.bsky.social · last wk.

🇬🇪The U.S. and the EU Must Wake Up to Threats in Georgia at www.justsecurity.org/149941/u-s-e...

Tmk they live pretty far apart, though, so depending on the dueling grounds the winner might have an uncomfortably long trip home.

Widow's Bay DSA@gonebabygone.bsky.social · 7d ago

I really do think Emily Wilson and JCO could conceivably escalate this to the point of dueling

Saoirse is home from camp this week so yesterday I introduced her to the Barbie movie. She is now watching the Barbie movie again. I expect this will probably be the case for the rest of the week.

This is huge and anyone who even touches federal employment issues should be drowning EEOC in comments and outrage. @williamlidc.bsky.social

Person-1 was then escorted back into solitary confinement.

Helen Kennedy@helenkennedy.com · last wk.

This detail from the NYT's writeup of the new filing in the Comey threatening seashells case: "The Secret Service agents following Mr. Comey’s car lost him briefly because he had turned off the highway to visit the gravesite of one of his children." www.nytimes.com/2026/07/29/u...

I would be very interested in a legal or judicial historian doing a survey of public criticism by lower court judges of higher court judges over time, tagged to political party.

Lawrence Hurley@lawrencehurley.bsky.social · last wk.

Judge Jim Ho out there airing his opinions on a bunch of legal questions, including those he thinks SCOTUS got wrong (gay marriage, birthright citizenship, etc): reason.com/volokh/2026/...

If @atrupar.com hadn't posted this I would've sworn it was AI, probably created by @theonion.com

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Hannity: "My President, Lindsey probably has a heavenly version of Mar-a-Lago. It may even be a little bigger. I wouldn't be surprised if he added one big beautiful ballroom and an arch somewhere on the property. Because he would want to obviously duplicate his dearest friend in life. You."

Oh good they gave her a weapon

Kate and Felton have agreed that if they can find this in my size they are going to apply all of their wiles to make me wear it.

ok this skit is gold <listens to fake earpiece> you're fucking kidding me

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · last wk.

male loneliness epidemic is here to stay

There is a lot going on here.

Michele Tepper@michelet.bsky.social · last wk.

The two Latin teachers at my high school got into a fight after one of them told a class that Dido in the Aeneid had “been around the block a few times” and the other one thought she was calling Dido a slut

Just finished Jury Duty: Company Retreat, and I have to say, damn they killed it AGAIN. I didn't laugh out loud as many times as S1, but it wasn't as zany, so I don't think I was supposed to. This one had more heart. It was sweeter.

Post a perfect album from the 90s

mybookshere@barros8rafael.bsky.social · last wk.

Post a perfect album from the 90s.

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This is right up there with "Without saying your age what year were you born in."