I’m incredibly sick, but these nfl scores have got to be a fever dream
N.B. Lindberg
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For payback, sometimes you’ve gotta let the sharks swim with the whales
Online gambling companies have collected mass amounts of user data. Former DraftKings employees told The New York Times they used data science techniques to identify gamblers who were more likely to respond to promotional offers by betting — and losing.
I do not like this. That’s a lot of money for guy who you feel conflicted closing a playoff game
Sources: Pistons, Ausar Thompson reach 5-year, $155M extension - via @ESPN App https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/49975360/detroit-pistons-ausar-thompson-reach-5-year-155-million-rookie-scale-contract-extension
People be like womens are too emotional. My brother. Have you seen a sportballs fan?
I’m never going to forgive Robert Kraft for what will surely be a short lived Macklemore revival
Wow! College Football is the closest an American sport comes to a European soccer league, and people still love it. Miss me with that salary cap nonsense
So much work by my colleagues went into this. (To be clear I did absolutely none of that work, but saying "so much work by my colleagues went into this" is an old trick that makes people think you must have been really helpful. Keep that one in mind for when you need it)
Vegas is not a good expansion city! It’s small, poor, and generally already has Laker fans. How the hell is it going to cost $3 billion more than Seattle, a great expansion city
The latest on the expansion process in Las Vegas and Seattle for NBA Today:
I shouldn’t hate Zack Snyder but I can’t help it. He makes such shit movies because he wants to be profound (which he ain’t), when he could just make stupid fun movies and be fine. He’s a try hard. The worst type of hard and try. Fuck him
THE LAST PHOTOGRAPH: Zack Snyder’s agonizing slog of a movie paints an inescapably, exhaustingly ugly picture. His worst film yet and one of the worst films I've seen at a major film festival, it's an irredeemable disaster. A truly vile work 📽️ My #TIFF2026 review: www.thewrap.com/creative-con...
One last time because it's probably the last time I'll be on Netflix: I was on the Zach Lowe Show this week. Click on the latest episode (74) to hear us chat about "Moses and the Doctor." Zach got what I was going for--I wanted the book to be fast, loose, and funny. www.netflix.com/title/82186019
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These teams that do the 4th down hard count need to fucking have a play where they actually go for it. Catch em with the pants down
It is 2047, I am once again streaming the Browns offense to another fantasy title
Huge fan of Bill Cowher’s whole cartoon robber baron steez
I like how in the back it says, “different ideas. A stronger tomorrow,” and in the front it says, “prove me wrong.” Completely competing ideologies, but hey, that’s a median voter for yuh
fuck, now this is some content
Cannot wait for those 15 staffers to be thrown down under the bus
A dire warning, billionaire criminal Musk has set up a scheme in the form of a website votesafe.org in order to steal voter information. Never click on the link and please share this everywhere so others won’t fall prey to it like so many others.
I know the Pats lost to the Raiders to start last season, but damn, that was an objectively awful collapse. Pure capitulation. Love to see it
How many times they gonna show Drake Maye licking his lips?
The comments are unsurprisingly made by a bunch of people who cannot comprehend how hilarious this quote is
[Rhim] Jim Harbaugh: "It's September. It's time to play our first game. And I support no cause, foreign or domestic, other than the greatness of the Los Angeles Chargers." twitter.com/krisrhim1/st...
I do love how Deandre Jordan, who they just guaranteed two years to, is nowhere to be found
Woke won’t admit it, but fascism raises some interesting questions. Chiefly, how massive can one’s little dick energy become?
I’ve long joked that Dillon Brooks looked like a guy who asks to be addressed as sensei, and I’m glad to learn that my premonitions were correct
“Ok Dillon we just need you to play normal defense on LeBron this time, we are in the penalty” Dillon Brooks outside the huddle, not listening, choosing which sword he is going to go into battle with