I bring an update

I mean I got through entire workdays when it didn’t exist, so I’m thinking I’d get through it

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 19h ago

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

"This Clacton by-election is a contest between a joke candidate... and Count Binface!" is such a classic gag that no matter how many times I hear it I laugh every time

Good afternoon

Ginger by Riton & Kah-Lo on Apple Music

Song · 2018 · Duration 2:39

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The discourse today is just as good as it was yesterday, and the day before that. maybe it will be better tomorrow

become governable

wolverine sounds like some sort of fabric made from a sheep

There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this

omg I found the picture ❤️

ECP@ecppdx.bsky.social · 15h ago

Years ago I coined the milleneuve, which is a unit to measure how horrible the sky color is based on Villeneuve films. Blade Runner 2049 is around 900mn. Today is around 250 I'd say. (It's a very scientific scale.)

the doctor has told me i should “eat less carbs” and i am gonna need to put the universal translator on to this i think

For me it’s almost always what I class an “honest bacon & egg roll”. The fancier ones have their place, but somehow often cannot exceed the honest version.

Elizabeth Picciuto@epicciuto.bsky.social · 2d ago

What is your favorite example of when the cheap version of a product is legit better than the expensive one?

i can’t believe shrek would say this

Shrek@spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 19h ago

"Neoliberal" is a slur used by delusional childish leftists to denigrate people with actual data-driven policy goals -Shrek thoughts

I too once got my facts sorted (answered a year 2 quiz question “how many hours are there in a day?” with “23 hours and 56 minutes”, got marked wrong, as I deserved)

Good morning

Dune Buggy by The Presidents of the United States of America on Apple Music

Song · 1995 · Duration 2:44

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Patton woulda slapped the shit outta old bone spurs there lol

oh no

It takes out a lot of the human error, and introduces a lot of the agentic error

Aparna Nair@disabilitystor1.bsky.social · yesterday

"History involves sorting and organizing hundreds of thousands of facts" I remain astounded by how loud and wrong people are about what history actually is.

“Factory 42. Experience a workweek of Marxistic dwarves in a steampunk industrial setting. Negotiate and manage your resources to fulfill government contracts.” ok ok sign me the fuck up

poor old schizanon has been suspended once again, rest in piss bozo

The slop is out of control

oh no

@oysta.au has been radicalised by the Knights disinfo bots

I feel like this article would have hit hard in like 2015

New York Magazine@nymag.com · 22h ago

On social media, a broad consensus is that you can’t admit to struggle — at least not while you’re struggling. Doing so represents a failure so profound it’s almost existential. How did it become mandatory to demonstrate perpetual growth and progress online?

Strauss’s Green Danube

Tim Lyons@picketer.bsky.social · 21h ago

Is needing to blow up the Danube riverbed to try and provide emergency supplies of cooling water to a nuclear power plant A Good Thing? www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

missed this banger

I’d hate to be the one that has to explain to Leo that the team named after a Saint is going to get the wooden spoon

#ProlesRadio