LRP LRP THEYRE SO PRETTY SO FUCKING PRETTY OH MY GOODDDDDDD
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Sometimes when I imagine fake scenarios about Olimar I legit get butterflies in my stomach… I’m down HORRENDOUS for that man
The Ship™️ says that the Love Sphere is actually a highly intelligent life form and is capable of love, but doesn’t speak due to being shy. Olimar believes this, and actually considers cheating on his wife with it, and in the Jp notes even has fantasies about it. Olimar wants to fuck a marble.
The juice bottles seem in Pikmin 3 each has enough juice for 3 Koppaites, likely more since the Trio eventually have to give some to Louie as well. Despite this, before saving Brittany and Charlie, Alph drinks the entire thing… (1/2)
…The average adult human needs about 2,000 calories a day, so we’ll say each bottle is worth around 7,000 calories. For Alph to drink all of this, it is the equivalent of drinking roughly four full gallons of apple juice. And he does this all in a single night like it’s nothing. (2/2)
#emotionallytorturethattwink one day hes just looking up at brit and he realises he's feeling the exact way he feels about charlie, and then he connects the dots since it's someone different this time. and it feels terrible. idk. might draw it. Probably won't.
I think alph not understanding love well is interesting. he just tells himself everything he's doing/feeling had to be platonic and the result of looking up to charlie so much. partially bcs he can't differentiate things well. and when he finally realises it feels sickening at first. idk. my idea.
brittany has amber eyes!! brittany's eyes are a black to red gradient. its just very harder see in game and more obvious on her model. the other two dont have this so its safe to assume that her eye colour is meant to be an amber and this was a stylistic choice. or maybe shes partially heterochromic
i have a firm HC that alph is light enough for charlie to lift him with one arm even in regular gravity so he'll just pick him up to get shit off high shelves and it pisses him off immensely
when they get back from their mission for the first time he just grabs the back of his shirt collar on reflex in the middle of farmfoods n he's like "oh captain we're not in low gravity anymore haha" n then he just grabs him at his knees with one arm instead n he gains a new insecurity
I'm convinced koppolycule just has something that makes the shippers more insane than any other pikmin fan. There's only a few of us but the population density of complete and utter madness is incredibly high. Higher than any other group from what I've seen. Speaking from experience.
pikmin 3 fans when they get a job and instead of getting into a homoerotic situationship with their co workers they're just annoying
becoming a mechanic sonds soooo good rn
How do you make these mfs into sims. Ignore Olimar's dumptruck.
