Every time I see this thing I get the urge to make a really dangerous potato gun. The hairspray kind, not the compressed air kind.

Smooth Coke 🇧🇷@smoothcoke.bsky.social · 5d ago

This image has an incredibly threatening aura and I can't articulate why

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Smooth Coke 🇧🇷@smoothcoke.bsky.social · 6d ago

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This remains my favorite social media account.

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I can’t stop thinking about her. She’s there when I close my eyes.

Smooth Coke 🇧🇷@smoothcoke.bsky.social · 2w ago

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Smooth Coke 🇧🇷@smoothcoke.bsky.social · 2w ago