Ned

@ned-h.bsky.social

Queer weirdo in Oakland. I like building stuff and supporting art.

John Maynard Keynes once said, 'Practical men, who believe themselves to be quite exempt from any intellectual influence, are usually the slaves of some defunct economist. Madmen in authority, who hear voices in the air, are distilling their frenzy from some academic scribbler of a few years back.'

Heard an exhausted old Mexican lady mention that she likes yams, and that a few weeks ago someone served yams that were perfectly seasoned and delicious. She didn't know that I'd cooked the yams. Now any time I feel worthless I can make yams and feel better about myself.

"During a period supposedly defined by restraint and protection, a child has been killed, on average, every single day for more than eight months," UNICEF spokesman James Elder told reporters in Geneva, speaking from Amman.

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We have an incredible problem: too many donations for our mutual aid hub and not enough shelves! We’ve outgrown our current setup, and we need to adapt to keep up with need, especially as we help candidates across the country adopt this model.

Everybody needs to stop talking shit about felons. Villifying felons is exactly as racist as the US justice system. There are 20 million convicted felons. Hiring felons who are not donald trump is awesome actually. Just call trump a fascist pedophile rapist silly poopoo diaper baby etc

Leftists: we've been trying to organize a general strike for decades. We need just the right messaging, a ton of precise logistics, a wild amount of work, and an overall cultural shift in mainstream attitudes... Right: oops we broke shipping. Do people need gas to get to work?

It’s so embarrassing that people want Gavin Newsom to be President. On this Valentine’s Day, my message to you: do not settle for a man who does not care about you!

cannot possibly convey how actually crazy-making it can feel, after spending 20 years monitoring all these orgs blaming sex workers and the internet for enabling a vast sex trafficking network, to now see Jeffery Epstein’s inbox

Dems: we stand against A, B, and C GOP: that's wild we'd never do those (*does all of them immediately*) Dems: if you agree to try to stop B (pinky swear) then we'll vote to sponsor A and C

If I thought a car was about to hit me, the driver dying suddenly would clearly not improve my situation at all. That wouldn't stop the car? It is such a nonsensical story right on the surface, even if we hadn't all watched the footage.

I want to hear less "if we can hold out until his term is over, we'll be ok" and more "the end of his term is the best chance we'll have to unseat him, so let's make plans for that now". The plans will have to involve more than just getting more votes.

Tourists love watching the Hopes and Dreams play, looking like unicorns. Magestic. Vapid. #Regrets like me are grubby, stabby little shits mostly, but you need us. Raise us up right and we prey on bad decisions. Fewer new regrets. Ignore us and we multiply. We get hungry. Run. We're faster. #vss365

I made a painful #memory, so I took it to the memory prison to lock it up. I found a child weeping there, quiet and malnourished. I freed her and she clung to me. She was in pain, and I had forgotten pain, so I opened another cell to remember. By the time I raised her the prison was empty. #vss365

Indiana is suing Pornhub bc they used a VPN to access the site from outside the state, bypassing Pornhub's geoblock. I cannot stress enough: This is a MASSIVE escalation in the War on Porn, and a pivotal moment in the history of censorship. www.xbiz.com/news/294424/...

Indiana Sues Aylo Over AV, Calls IP Address Blocking 'Insufficient'

Indiana Attorney General Todd Rokita has filed a lawsuit against Aylo, alleging that the company and its affiliates have violated both Indiana’s age verification law and the state’s Deceptive Consumer...

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I just feel like it looks sus when someone gets murdered and a guy who is above the law says "that's what happens when you criticize me"

The bozo in the faux #boho shirt with the Polo logo said "no homo", but after his date ended solo (no mojo) he called his bro Joe on the down-low. Two years later he married Joe in a stylish suit, a bozo no more. Yolo? #vss365

Long ago gods fought over how the universe should work. The victors established laws - cause and effect, gravity - that make our lives possible. Other gods still exist, weak but not powerless. Most find the universal laws #monotonous and oppressive. We call their disobedience "magic". #vss365

We were both so nostalgic for the passion and stress of our relationship's frenetic #apogee, I didn't notice when our love died quietly in the mundane consistency of a stable life. I found myself sabotaging our peace, like jump-starting an engine. You were brave to leave. Good luck, Kermit. #vss365