Neil

@neilclasper.bsky.social

A good service is operating on all other lines. “Avuncular poster”. Semi-suburban salaryman. London.

Back to work. The train I was going to get has been removed from the timetable while I was away, and the bus I’m on has gone on diversion without notification or explanation. 👍👍

Today I’ve learned that these yellow structures are the legs of wind turbines, waiting to be taken out to an off-shore wind farm near Arbroath. Cool!

16 yellow, tall metal structures arranged along a breakwater

Holidaying on the edge of Leith docks. It’s not quite Edinburgh old town historic charm, but we do get to see Seaway Alfa Lift 7 in action from our room. 😎

A large boat with a crane attached, like a large yellow cylinder

I felt like such a Progressive Vicar observing the teenage self-proclaimed Ultras around us: “well it’s not ~ideal~ that they’re pretending to be hooligans, but at least they’re out of their rooms, off their XBoxes…taking part in society…in a ‘third space’”.

Neil@neilclasper.bsky.social · 3d ago

Hibs 1 Motherwell 2. An entertaining enough afternoon in the ‘Famous Five Lower’ at Scottish football’s Easter Road, standing just behind the Ultras (a bunch of black-clad teenagers with flags and a couple of drums, plus a bloke with a megaphone). The season has begun.

Easter Road

Hibs 1 Motherwell 2. An entertaining enough afternoon in the ‘Famous Five Lower’ at Scottish football’s Easter Road, standing just behind the Ultras (a bunch of black-clad teenagers with flags and a couple of drums, plus a bloke with a megaphone). The season has begun.

Easter Road

Currently reorganising my paperbacks and came across my TNT collection - aka the wildest, most ridiculous and over-the-top men’s adventure series ever published. Let the synopses give you a taste of what’s inside:

A series of seven paperback books, all with black covers, all with varying illustration of the same man’s face - holding a gun, a knife, a hook etc. He is extraordinarily chiselled and rugged. Anthony Nicholas Twin vs. The Black Widow
Six of the richest men in the world. All dead. All had been married to the same mysterious woman. A woman so elegant, so deeply sensual, no man could resist her. No man, except of course, TNT.
But when the deadly seductress traps TNT on a mirrored bed suspended from a helicopter high over the Empire State Building-the man with the uncanny sexual prowess has to make a crucial decision-become the black widow's new mate or end up as a grease spot on Fifth Avenue...
TNT
It begins beyond anything you have ever experienced before. Meet Anthony Nicholas Twin.
He goes all the way.
And then keeps going.
In the wilds of Paraguay is hidden a legendary city of sex and gold. For centuries its citizens have lived in peace. But now the fanatical Torquemada is stealing their treasure to finance his scheme to become the worldwide Napoleon of Terrorism.
TNT's choice: infiltrate Torquemada's fascist killer corps by surviving their incredible suicide training. Or watch the only human he loves, sweet innocent October, subjected to the most hideous torture ever dreamed of by animal or man!
TNT
It begins beyond anything you have ever experienced before.Anthony Nicholas Twin in a battle for blood
Eleven people. All with the same rare blood type. All dead. Butchered and bled by international terrorists.
One woman. The only possible donor left in the world. Frozen-her body rests in a secret cryogenic laboratory in Hungary.
TNT is about to enter a living, breathing hell of staggering proportions. A Kingdom of Death-where blood runs cold and hearts cease to beat at the push of a button. It is a nightmare
world that leaves TNT only two choices-kill with razor-edged precision...or end up as a human popsicle...
TNT
It begins beyond anything you have ever experienced before.

I think I’d categorise the Lumo customer care approach as ‘Bracing Geordie’. Brisk and cheerful intoning of the punishments for breaking the ticket and luggage rules; a breezy denunciation of “the chap who has got on with TWO suitcases who the driver has reported and I’ll be seeing shortly”; etc.

Neil@neilclasper.bsky.social · 7d ago

The Lumo Trains ‘departing King’s Cross lengthy warning message re: incorrect tickets etc’ differs from LNER’s version in that I can’t remember the latter ever including the phrase “please do not go for a sly vape in the toilets”.

The Lumo Trains ‘departing King’s Cross lengthy warning message re: incorrect tickets etc’ differs from LNER’s version in that I can’t remember the latter ever including the phrase “please do not go for a sly vape in the toilets”.