Blake ™
@neilnevins.bsky.social
I just bluesky stuff. he/him but I hope to make you go ha/ha
Hostage negotiator: I speak UWU. Don’t hang up. Let me talk to them. (Puts on headset) “Hewwo?”
did anyone else get this title card in front of their screening of Paw Patrol: The Dinosaur Movie
been over a decade since I’ve played through Majora, but last night I found myself more affected by how profoundly sad and isolating it can feel. Maybe getting older does that with anything built around not having enough time.
hangin out ✌️
I see liberal politicians with the most do-nothing outlines for data center "regulation" and people online will go "This is fair. They're coming no matter what and we can't do anything about it." I just can't believe there are so many people resigned to this shit.
Pearl clutching over “A former restaurant worker tweeted about hating the holidays” under year x of Our Big, Beautiful Pedophile President
Not going to pretend that I know who the best candidate for Wisconsin governor is but it does seem pretty rich that a tweet from seven years ago is apparently a big political scandal given the shit we see posted every single day by everyone in power
Wisconsin has made it clear, “More data centers please!!!”
NEWS: In a major upset, David Crowley has defeated Francesca Hong in the Wisconsin Democratic gubernatorial primary. Crowley will face Tom Tiffany, a Trump loyalist who voted to overturn the 2020 election results, in the fall.
Tony Evers continuing a trend of old politicians past their prime doing their best to make sure we lose November on their way out!
he wanted to do something but he didnt have enough courage............
it is kind of crazy that this many people were there. they just stood by and did nothing.
I was watching this ep at a friends house on Adult Swim when I was like 9 and laughed really hard at this joke. His older sister then looked at me and said “Don’t laugh at jokes you don’t get.”
the joke of his character is that he gets the saying wrong
why don't you make like a weird route and proceed out the door
been watching Idiot Abroad in the background at home after finding out it's all on Youtube. Very happy that Karl Pilkington made his money and realized he didn't need to hang out with Gervais anymore
comedy sketch where a movie exec is at a preview screening for One Night Only trying to field questions about the plot or the acting, but everyone keeps asking increasingly specific questions about the way the world works
(squints at the Calendar, dabbing the sweat off my forehead from this unbearable heat) “fucking Oogust”
Oh? A movie about the Chocolate Cartel and the ways in which they run a chokehold on the candy industry might not be released? Hmm....
‘Wonka 2’ Sequel Facing an Indefinite Delay as Timothée Chalamet Weighs His Next Move
I was in an early test screening of the Cocomelon movie. Watching the trailer now, it's clear the studio gutted this thing. This was originally going to be very character-driven, very emotionally turbulent. I don't see any of that here.
one of my fav fourth wall jokes in Freakazoid was a segment where all of his crazy villains unite and the unofficial archnemesis voiced by Ricardo Montalban is shaking hands and saying something along the lines of "Usually I get my own episode"
if your government software looks like this, it will never break, never need replacement, and will work on every computer since we landed on the moon
This is not a joke. This is a screenshot of the actual case management software used by Massachusetts' 11 District Attorneys. Must-read work here by @nasser.wiki nasser.blog/dial-up-just...
listened to Blank Check interview with Andrew Stanton on commute this morning and found it insightfully grounded from a guy who has been in the business for some 40 years. Also just funny to hear the director of Toy Story 5 say that "Elmo fucked up Sesame Street"
TikTok AI narrator voice: The woman was not aware that the house she has bought is haunted. Her two children will be so surprised and scared when Mr. Boogedy begins to play his tricks.
Disney and TikTok have announced a new partnership that will bring select Disney fan-made TikTok videos to Disney+. As part of the initiative, creators who opt in will receive access to official Disney assets, with their videos featured on both TikTok and Disney+.