I secretly spent a weekend here once. One of the most important memories of my 20s. I'll take no questions.
New town every hour@townsusa.bsky.social · 15h agoSparta, North Carolina Pop: 1,723 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparta,_North_Carolina Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=21547996 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=91778919 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=155260331
My most elder millennial trait as a parent is reading aloud every children's book that rhymes as though I'm all three Beastie Boys
The Violent Femmes sing about their favorite Paul Rudd film: "Wet Hot American Summer Wet Hot American Summer Wet Hot American Summer movie"
You are right, user of Bluesky. It's time for The Thursday Scream!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've secretly replaced my child's Wheels on the Bus playlist with this 36-minute Phish jam. Let's see if she notices!
My husband making the excellent point that the Trojan Horse in the movie probably smelled like a giant porta-potty.
Good morning to the other 35 people at this 10am Odyssey screening
I thankfully stand corrected regarding my favorite cheese shop
Reyhan Furman, PhD@reyhanfurman.bsky.social · last wk.Oh no, it’s very much open thankfully!! 🧀
Oude geitenkaas, ideally purchased at De Wit on Lange Hezelstraat but apparently that's CLOSED????
Tom & Lorenzo@tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · last wk.People on Bluesky sigh and talk about The Discourse as if it were something required of them instead of something they opt to partake in, day in and day out. You really don't have to. Post about your favorite cheese
UNEXPECTED: The Tuesday scream!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
"This band is stupid" my friend whispers in my ear as the man in the muumuu blows into an amplified vacuum cleaner. The lighting design destroys my photoreceptors. Twenty thousand white people scream as the band sings about freezers for the fifth time. Greatest band in the world.
Sweatin' to the Oldies: You ain't seen nothing yet!
I'm at the world's silliest megachurch, where a friend of the family* recently got married. * - long story, buy me a sandwich and I'll dish
Sometimes in the middle of the night you find, on your mail table, a zine you forgot was headed your way. Many thanks, @scottythered.bsky.social!
I'm 50, but there's still so much I don't understand, like how cheese tastes different depending on how thick each slice is cut and how tin foil, a metal, doesn't get hot to the touch in the oven. The world is a wondrous place, and I am a simpleton.
AYYY it's the time of the week when we recognize the day and our need for sweet vocal release! The Thursday scream!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
What this DMV waiting room needs is for me to bust out my ukulele and lead a sing-along of the Mumford And Sons bop "Little Lion Man"? ("I Will Wait" is too obvious!)
the importance of learning to edit your talk on the fly if you're running over time
In a dive bar where the bartender also sells dozens of eggs from his chickens for $6
AT TIMES INACTIVITY IS PREFERABLE TO MINDLESS FUNCTIONING
Single Woman: Work in Progress is back this September for Philly Fringe! I'm still directing it! phillyfringe.org/events/singl...
