Christine

@neluuna.bsky.social

Honestly never occurred to me that people might not find John Goodman hot. In my childhood friend group it was known. We were probably too young to be finding him hot, but Dan Conner set the bar 🤷

I don’t know what the other lakes are like, but the lifeguards at this beach are so sweet with the preschoolers 😭 The free swimming lessons in this city are excellent.

it's also a lib bubble cos they can mute communists, so they don't have to hear clear, concise, accurate, but more importantly, individually uncomfortable answers to the question "how could fascists have ruined MY AMERICA, and how can i restore it without changing anything except who is doing it??"

Kasey Gifford@kaseygifford.bsky.social · 2d ago

Its a lib "bubble" because MAGA can't stick dick opinions in my face without a block. People like bluesky because unlike Twitter you can curate/filter out stupid bullshit. The only reason conservatives hate it is because they cant force you to pay attention to them. That better not fucking change.

Friendly reminder to everyone up in arms that folks who use substances are in seniors housing. If you’re a person with substance use disorder, that disorder doesn’t vanish when you become a senior.

police exist to protect private property, which is to say real estate and businesses, and it could not be more apparent from the way they treat the theft of PERSONAL property like they're Lost and Found. like if it shows up, they'll call, otherwise why are you bothering them..?

Coach Finstock@coachfinstock.bsky.social · 4d ago

My neighbor across the street got burglarized and he said the cops literally said "we're on to these guys" after saying "they've hit 20 houses in the area" and then he asked why they were able to hit 20 houses if the cops were "on to these guys" and that was the end of the investigation lol

My kid has aged out of swimming lessons and still wants to get help working on swimming skills and endurance but doesn’t want to compete. Is this a thing? Can you join a swim team casually?

I would rather you make your business ad in MS Paint. Or on bristol board with sharpie. Or get kids to draw it. I will not patronize your business if you advertise with AI slop.

We even arrived at one campsite to find material still burning in a fire pit from the previous occupants, probably for hours. I’m worried that our beloved Keji will be devastated by a wildfire some time soon, facilitated by underfunding and understaffing.