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Daniel Solis @danielsolis.bsky.social · 6d ago

There are two wolves. One always lies. One controls the lever of trolley track. They're in a state of superposition inside a box. On the trolley are infinite monkeys at infinite typewriters going to an infinite hotel. The trolley must first travel halfway, but before that a quarterway, and so on...

Bring Me The Head of Ramona Garcia @razorgirl1984.bsky.social · 2d ago

I am sharing this so that I can drag all of you down with me in my suffering

mankrik's wife guy@byelacey.bsky.social · 2d ago

i am haunted daily by nobody believes you bisexual IKEA couch

Shane Zeagman 🇨🇦@itsshazam.bsky.social · 2d ago

Fuck the McMahons

The New Republic@newrepublic.com · 3d ago

President Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit the hardest. trib.al/aaAEu6v

L'Histoire de Manon @manonatelier.blacksky.app · 2d ago

PSA: I can't tell sometimes if a vid or image are AI. But if you're obviously using it when you post, I will unfollow or mute or block you posthaste.

Intelligent Dunce Music @beamposter.bsky.social · 2d ago

Shirtless Elf Elf with no Shirt Elf Muscles Elfin Hair Oil How to get Elf Hair Cursed Sword

That girl with the posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 4w ago

flareonfloof
if you want to piss off a man just call him an "average he/him user" it's got a 3/3 success rate for me

That girl with the posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 4w ago

wound-tree
The thing that really chaps my ass about
"misandry" is that all the things these people claim are Male Oppression™ are literally just misogyny again.

"Men aren't allowed to be emotional!" Yep, that's because showing emotion is considered to be Womanly and Irrational. That is in fact just misogyny.

"Men are punished for being too feminine!" This one seems obvious. Misogyny.

"Sometimes feminists are sooooo meanies to men and act like we're all monsters :(( #NotAlIMen" I can't believe we're doing this again. A feminist punching up is not fucking oppressing you.

It's so wild how these people will get so close to the point. They'll make posts like "the patriarchy punishes people who deviate from ideal standards of masculinity, because any perceived femininity is considered a flaw" and then SOMEHOW come to the conclusion that they are oppressed FOR BEING MEN. God. No hope for you

That girl with the posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 4w ago

giragirameganedan
dreamt that itch.io released their own special adaptable accessible super thin flexible silicon game controller called the Butterfly you could also fuck (they packaged each one with lube and toy cleaner) but there was no specific obvious way you were supposed to fuck it they encouraged everyone to find their own special unique way to fuck it. and they ran these ads for it that were different people from all walks of life saying what they do with it. sunburned rural dad who folds it hotdog style and jacks off into it. biracial masc lesbian with undercut who tribs with the joystick. young amputee in wheelchair who lets it vibrate on his lap while he works on his novel. etc. beautiful supermodel woman whos like "and me? i just game. hard." it ended with them all triumphantly saying into the camera "and thats how *I* fuck #MyButterfly"

That girl with the posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 4w ago

That girl with the posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 4w ago

jibunbosh
remember when "don't assume everyone on the internet is a man" used to be like, the most average mildly liberal cisgender feminist opinion. But the moment a trans woman starts complaining about it you get the "listen my guy,"

libertineangel
At this point frankly you could fill a book with the list of stances that were considered basic
milquetoast liberal feminist essentials fifteen years ago that have been completely abandoned specifically because they conflict with transmisogyny

That girl with the posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · last mo.

guelwaar
clinical medicine is simple, basically the way it works is 99.999% of doctors don't know anything at all, so they only treat the 10-15 most common problems in their specialty. this might sound bad, but actually it's better, because 99.999% of patients don't have any complex medical problems anyway, which we know because they've never been diagnosed with anything except the 10-15 most common problems in the relevant specialty, because in order to be evaluated for something else they would have to be referred to one of the 0.001% of doctors who occasionally know something about some other condition, but they can't get that referral because they obviously don't need it because they've only been diagnosed with simple problems that the other 99.999% of doctors evaluate. so as U can see it's really about ensuring every patient gets the best possible care.

That girl with the posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · last mo.

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion
"hey i invented a machine to replace your workers"

"is it cheaper than the workers?"

"it is right now"

"ok everyone's super, super fired. now what"

"well now we're raising the price"

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion
possible ways this could go wrong: O

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion
"they'll never see it coming" & they fuckin DONT

That girl with the posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · last mo.

orteil42
we're overdue for a reactive wave of anti-cozy games. animal crossing but office workers. restaurant management but applebee's. farming sim but all spreadsheets. never see an ear of corn the whole game

trans-girl-nausicaa
a young witch trying to solve a gristly murder in the Italian alps during the Years of Lead

That girl with the posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · last mo.

gumi-megpoidd
age regressing by 5 minutes so i can remember what i was just asked to do

That girl with the posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · last mo.

sluttyquarantinetheory
The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

That girl with the posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · last mo.

charlataninred
Character duo where one *remembers I don't like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

That girl with the posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · last mo.

As of today

That girl with the posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · last mo.

midibuttons
The best type of character is a girl who says "I am a completely normal girl" and the instant you actually learn anything about her it becomes incredibly clear that she is not even remotely normal.

That girl with the posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · last mo.

Anime TV @AniTVOfficial
'Jujutsu Kaisen' Author Gege Akutami on why he isn't active on Social Media:

"I'd start picking fights with Middle School students, it'd be over for me"

That girl with the posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · last mo.

samirasystole
ahhh so you're shown to be capable of recognising that people's trauma can make them act irrationally and unpleasantly! you recognised it in the white man! can you also recognise it in the brown woman? no? she's mean and bitchy and uncaring? i see

That girl with the posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · last mo.

beatt
i am not a psychiatrist but i do find it really weird how autism checklists are so often focused on "outward" signs of autism rather than what is going on internally. i don't know how to explain it but "do you make eye contact with other people" feels like a much less relevant question than "how does it feel when you have to make eye contact with other people?"

beaft
while i'm here, the other one that always pisses me off is "do you interpret idioms literally, for example 'bull in a china shop'?"

well, no, obviously. i know what "bull in a china shop" means because that is a popular phrase with a clearly defined meaning. and if i hadn't heard it before, then i would still not interpret it literally, because it has the cadence of an idiom and i would probably be able to work out from context what it meant. what is the point of this question

beaft
third and final complaint: "are you good at noticing subtext?"

i feel like the problem with this question is best illustrated by a conversation i had with a friend a while back, where i said something like, "i feel very safe with you because you don't do subtle hints and you are always very straight-up with me about what you are thinking and feeling."
and he laid a hand on my shoulder and was like, look dude i'm gonna be straight up here. i am subtle with you constantly and you simply do not notice <3

beaft
"#i will say that the external-focused diagnostics is a problem with every single psychiatric criteria #like. read through the DSM and it's just 'in what ways is this person a Problem for other people' and its so fucking insidious"
@luckyybones hope you don't mind me screenshotting but you are actually so correct

That girl with the posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · last mo.

theelectricdreamsofddx
It's fucked up that you can contract "good night" to "g'night" just fine but if you try to do the same for "good luck" it sounds like you're throating the person you're talking to tip-to-base

That girl with the posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · last mo.

alex @birdmotif.alextey.co
SLIGHTLY YOUNGER TRANS WOMAN — "Is it AGP to say I would fuck my clone?"

1. - "I don't think you should worry about that typology stuff."
2. - [Esprit de Corps - Medium] "I would also fuck my clone."
3. - [Electrochemistry - Heroic] "I would also fuck your clone."

Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 5d ago

I live in the United States, where a teacher can be dismissed because some kid hacked her private Facebook account to see her drinking with her family on a Vegas summer vacation, but lawyers trying to jail political candidates and Olympians with fake charges are job secure. We are a real country.

That girl with the posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · last mo.

Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 5d ago

skeleton lifting a huge set of weights with caption "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS [SPECIAL PROMOTION! -75% $4.99 Add to Cart] INTO [PLAY TIME 0 Minutes LAST PLAYED Never]"

GOLIKEHELLMACHINE@golikehellmachine.com · 5d ago

big decision time: which of these big AAA games from the last 15 years do i play for the sixth time