MJ when Peter confesses his undying love: I don't love you. I don't even know you. Ned when Peter dabs him up:
Eliška
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It's Nazarēnus or nothing. Trans, 45, IT, mixed media craftsperson. Plays Harmonica in church and honky tonks ONLY. She/Her. No traps, just contraptions. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈Háček gang
Now only if the game was called Gridlock
AlsoDharga_, Heavy Equipment Hedonist@r0butch.5hotgundyk3.love · 3d agowhat the FUCK is going on in deadlock
When Levon Helm asked "Well, did ya ever milk a cow?" I really fuckin' felt that.
Brian Fast Furious watching Sci Fi Channel in 2005: "You seen this Battlestar show? It's galactic, cuh!"
Paul Walker Rip
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Hey, it's Horseradish, mostly armless. @zachsilberberg.bsky.social
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I fuckin' forgot about this fuckin' movie coming out....
Eliška@nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 2w agoMove over White Boy Summer, there's a new sheriff in town: Fuck Eliška Up Emotionally at the Theater Summer
Happy Gabby Gotcha day to all who observe. Gabby love Dinger.
J0SIE Mostly@j0siemostly.bsky.social · last wk.2 years ago today we were blessed to adopt the sweetest puppy in the world: GABBY! She was tremblingly afraid of everything, but has blossomed into the social butterfly of our neighborhood. We love our little black mouth cur SO MUCH!
2 years ago today we were blessed to adopt the sweetest puppy in the world: GABBY! She was tremblingly afraid of everything, but has blossomed into the social butterfly of our neighborhood. We love our little black mouth cur SO MUCH!
This shit was goated, I miss it every day 😔
Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2w agoName your fav soft-drink.
Ok, just listened to it. FUCK. It's incredible. It's nasty in the best way, only something Tanya Tucker could do. It's very honkytonk but it's got a disco feel in the chorus, thanks to strings added to this version. I was crying ugly tears by the end. It's just so good and what I was hoping for.
Eliška@nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 2w agoMe going to see if any new singles from the upcoming Dan Seals Duets album came out: "Damn I really wish they would release "Bop." Me checking spotify: "dang, no bop yet" The Universe: Me refreshing the page for no good reason *Bop suddenly appears* Y'all it was released minutes ago
Me going to see if any new singles from the upcoming Dan Seals Duets album came out: "Damn I really wish they would release "Bop." Me checking spotify: "dang, no bop yet" The Universe: Me refreshing the page for no good reason *Bop suddenly appears* Y'all it was released minutes ago
Wanna revisit this, I want to change my answer! For me, it's gotta be Freeway on "What We Do." "I'm talking bout bricks of yayo, halves and quarters - Four and a half of hash, you do the math" It fucking flows so beautifully.
Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 2w ago
"Me want the punani, see for make me nice....."
Becky Tyler@beckytylerart.bsky.social · 2w agoWhat song did the Sirens sing in The Odyssey? Wrong answers only.
I still get pumped as hell when I hear "... Doin' crystal meth'll lift you up until you break" on the radio, unedited.
Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 2w ago
About once a month I think of this indie developer that tried to Babe Ruth it and created this menu in their first game, Book of Demons. Apparently, it's supposed to be the first game of 7. It came out in 2018 and the next "Book" game is still marked as "tba." Bold move, Cotton.....
Move over White Boy Summer, there's a new sheriff in town: Fuck Eliška Up Emotionally at the Theater Summer
Been getting back into Augustana as I always loved the first album. Damn the album from 2024 is good shit. The last song is basically a worship song and I'm quite ok with it... best song on the album.
2 years ago today, we started our, totally not living in sin anymore, life together. I get to be goofy with this girl every fucking day and it's only gotten better.
J0SIE Mostly@j0siemostly.bsky.social · 2w ago2 years ago today I married the love of my life!
It's crazy that Bricks and Minifigs got diarrhea lettuce from the Backrooms and killed Lindsey Graham with it.
The Odyssey is essentially "I'm Built Different: The Movie."
I can't get diarrhea from the diarrhea lettuce if I already always have diarrhea.
Avengers: That's My Secret Cap
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Showed a house full of religious queers Dogma tonight and they all LOVED it. I think it might be the exact perfect audience.
Jay and Silent Bob: The World's Against Us
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