Hugging @spiffyspiffo.bsky.social because of international raccoon day. We all love those ringed tails and bandit masks you have.

Relaxed Raccoon Enjoying Blueberries

ALT: Relaxed Raccoon Enjoying Blueberries

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He's been... turned into a chicken? That's an odd one. «No, we ain't gonna talk about what happened, [Reader].» He pecked the ground a couple of times. «Now, do me a solid and reach for that thick book on the shelves. You'll have to brew the reverse potion»

Radegast smirked, knowing full well what Bernard just did right there. He does it too: making it look like the other is being offered a choice while secretly hoping for a specific outcome. «Smart answer. Maybe another time, though. When you'll be brave enough to ask it straight.» He commended -

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Alright, it was time to check out how @thereagent.bsky.social was holding up. Rad had honestly been looking forward to this. Actually, he downright got ready for the occasion. He materialised next to the human with a crackling sound, looking around at the night sky. It was admittedly pretty late, -

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚@thereagent.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Don't get discouraged by his height. Radegast will gladly converse with everyone, even the tiniest one. To him, everyone deserves to be listened to. If you catch his interest, he'll even accompany you to your destination. Be it your home, the bus station or the coffee shop.

Hehehe. Fluffy pantaloons.

WeRateDogs@weratedogs.com · 7mo ago

This is Lance. He may have overreacted a little bit to a leaf, but when you are two inches from the ground, anything could be a potential threat. 12/10 (TT: katiemhartline)

Currently performing rituals to figure out the tag combining #MVRP, #OPENRP, and a sprinkle of #SmutRP.

@calicoclaws.bsky.social Cue the flame hopping on the couch while Gummy was playing in the living room, which made the feline jump slightly from the unexpectedness. «Gum!» Before the catto could say something, Rad held out a poster. It advertised a fighting game tournament scheduled for next week.

🕯️I think you missed @/calicoclaws.bsky.social. He is another good one. Plus, the muse is so goofy. I love it.

𝗚𝗨𝗠𝗠𝗬.ᐟ.ᐟ@calicoclaws.bsky.social · 9mo ago

// Off the top of my head, some of my favs: @/machinmechanic.bsky.social @/illusorytemptation.bsky.social @/shockinglyhard.bsky.social @/fangluxray.bsky.social @/neverending-flames.bsky.social My tip is to just go through their followers/following, that's how I find other furry rpers

𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘴𝘵 — 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘍𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘦 🕯️ • 𝘍𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘮𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘖𝘊 • 𝘚𝘍𝘞 - 𝘕𝘚𝘍𝘞 • 𝘍𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸

@spiffyspiffo.bsky.social Everything was ready. The train huffed a trail of white smoke, passengers making their ways across its length, luggage carts almost empty and a hoping flame still waiting on the platform. Why hoping, you may ask? Well, because all was ready but a tiny detail. His -

«The disguise has been a great purchase, I agree. Just keep it down with the kisses, or you risk some of my flames to pop out while we're out in public.» Oh! On top of him? Too bad, then, Radegast is gonna nuzzle there like a touch-starved kitten. It might remind Derek of a couple of their -

Derek⚡️@urbanflxw.bsky.social · last yr.

- with you in public with you wearing that human disguise.”

«Has it? You went from hopping between rifts trying to look for new places to explore to doing all that while having to take care of a dork like me.» Radegast paused, realising he actually made it sound like a lot had changed, which wasn't what he was aiming for. «Well, in any case, I'm glad you -

Derek⚡️@urbanflxw.bsky.social · last yr.

- been so different ever since you came into it, and I'm grateful for that."

«Every species deserves affection. I suppose figuring out a way to deliver it is a must. After all, one knows what he's signing for when dating less humanoid aliens.» Radegast slid his arms through Derek's armpits and hugged him, making it look like the human was wearing a backpack. «Mhnmm~ I -

Derek⚡️@urbanflxw.bsky.social · last yr.

- let go, holding the flame in his arms, letting his alien boyfriend rest on his body. “I love you too.”

Weight shifted against Derek, and Rad basked in the affection. He tilted his head to the side, as much as he could, and placed another kiss on the tip of the human's nose, a briefer one. «I reckon even if I haven't, you would have still come up with a way to kiss me. Maybe not on the lips, maybe -

Derek⚡️@urbanflxw.bsky.social · last yr.

- as humans do on their lips. That, and you feel lovely to hold without too much weight.” Now he leans in and holds in a passionate kiss to Rad, holding it down for a few seconds, maybe 10, he loved him.

«Dude. You're literally dating an alien made of fire. It's not that far from it, you know.» With a giggle, the flame moved onto another specie. He'll do that until Derek is done with the dishes. This one is fish-like. They're wearing suits which resemble deep-divers. Judging from the bubbles -

Derek⚡️@urbanflxw.bsky.social · last yr.

- was showing him, but was then asked to choose which one he wanted. Drying a hand first, he tapped on the being chose, then he sees the rock like features on the alien. "A rock alien, huh? Made up of rocks? How the hell did that even work out?"

«Not quite. I'm the manager. Potentially, I wouldn't even need to be here for the Door to work.» He explained as he took a sip. «But I've got to make sure you don't end up hurt or lose the key. Puls, I'm a little bit curious about where the door would lead you. I've helped many -

ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚@thereagent.bsky.social · last yr.

- photos and clutter that would normally hold some sort of sentimental value, was all plain and soulless. Even though everything was quaint and warm, it felt like a house, not a home. "So, you are the key, technically. Right?" Bernard said, following up what he was saying before the tea sips.

«I suppose I can tell you something about the most common aliens out there.» He stood up as well, briefly heading in and out of his room. Once he got out, he was holding a tablet. «Or I could show you. Mind that you might not meet any of what I'm sharing with you today, but it's worth a -

Derek⚡️@urbanflxw.bsky.social · last yr.

- the amount of food he had cooked, leftovers were plentiful. “I can only assume that most other species on this cruise may have the thought that the humans that share it are less entitled as well, though I could be wrong.”

«I suppose I can do the same with you. It'd be funny. That is, assuming someone aside you finds me attractive enough.» Thankfully Rad has worked on his jealousy. Back when they first got together, he wouldn't even dare to joke about a scenario like this. Someone trying their shot with Derek? -

Derek⚡️@urbanflxw.bsky.social · last yr.

- took a sip of his drink, belching with his mouth covered to show some manners. “Really? I actually might have another alien offer me a drink? Huh? That’s good to know that I’ll order your fave and pass it on to you.” While flattering, he’s only there with Rad.

«I dunno if you'll have a moment to quietly enjoy your drinks.» He chuckled. «A human is a pretty rare sight. And you're quite the piece of a human.» He sipped some of the water, resting one thigh over the other. «If you play your cards right, you might be able to get someone to offer you a -

Derek⚡️@urbanflxw.bsky.social · last yr.

- evening entertainment is mostly music and drinks, now I’m curious to see what it’s like. Figured that would be the most appropriate, though if the music gets too loud, I’m sure you and I can find a more quieter place for us to enjoy our drinks together.”

Radegast stepped inside the door with grace, careful to avoid making any sort of noise against the wooden floor. Leaving Bernard to the cookies, he focused on the shelves and the fireplace. The pictures were generic, and almost all were landscapes, so he couldn't infer much about his family. He -

ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚@thereagent.bsky.social · last yr.

- basket of biscuits that he sat down, on the floor, and stuffed his face. The teas, in the same cabinet, waited for him to finish his meal. "Heilige Scheiße, das ist gut." Bernard mumbled with his mouth full. He let his head rest against cabinet as he gorged himself some more.

«Depends on the race, as you may imagine. Generally, you humans have it easy compared with the rest. Imagine a kid like me trowing a tantrum: there'll be serious risk of something catching fire. And that is making only one example.» Rad was done eating, so he straightened his legs beneath -

Derek⚡️@urbanflxw.bsky.social · last yr.

- like human children?" He asked, then there was the mention of "adult" entertainment, which had to be soft if children were on board, even if they are asleep. "Let me guess, beer, gambling, perhaps a dancer or 20 shaking their money makers like a gentlemen's club? Eh, not my thing surprisingly."

The part about his aunt saddened Rad. «The Door cannot replicate individuals. She won't be there.» The flame spoke, hoping this wouldn't ruin the mood. He could have stayed silent, but Bernie deserved to know this. It would have been worse otherwise. «About the tea, -

ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚@thereagent.bsky.social · last yr.

- humble little cottage. "..Is there tea inside?" He didn't want to sound ungrateful or needy, but some tea in a place like this would have been the cherry on top.

«Well, now you know why I've travelled so much. Before meeting you, there wasn't much for me to get back to at the end of our travels.» He gave Derek a `take it as you wish` look, but he meant it as a compliment. «Unlike human cruises, there isn't a target audience. It's quite hard to take -

Derek⚡️@urbanflxw.bsky.social · last yr.

- fashion.” He stated, eating some of the cooked up beef with some vegetables on the side. “If I didn’t love my family, my job, or this current society, I’d likely just up and leave and find another place to live and not look back.”