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These things are insane, like Warheads made with battery acid
Is there a “solo #ttrpg” that is played by literally dreaming, eg you can only advance the game by dreaming IRL?
I really wanna meet the 99th percentile freak who can do a Hard level Clues By Sam in 3m30s. I can easily buy someone doing a Saturday crossword in 5 minutes (if you type fast), but … wtf HOW could you ever do a CBS that fast
ON AVERAGE 17 PEOPLE A YEAR GO MISSING IN A BALL PIT. HAVE YOU EVER LOST ANYONE IN A BALL PIT? HAVE YOU EVER GONE MISSING IN A BALL PIT?
If you aren't physically present for a role call in Congress every 2 weeks you should be immediately kicked out of office. I don't give a shit if you have to be brought in in a wheelbarrow or have a flare-up of gonorrhea of the face. Politicians should be held to a higher standard than citizens.
They used to kill the king if the fields went fallow, but for some reason they kill the farmers now
Remember. In the 90s even Beavis and Butthead could find jobs.
Hey, look, Olexa found a "complete banger" again! 👀 www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZQn...
My New Favorite Roguelike Deckbuilding Autobattler
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Increasingly becoming convinced that Dinosaur Jr. is possibly the most underrated band of all time
"The universe is so big and we're so small!" WELL AKTCHUALLY there are 1.9e34 Planck lengths in a foot, but the universe is only 2.9e27 feet in diameter, so TEKNIKUALLY humans are in the upper median of universal scale.
Perhaps Brady Tkachuk’s scores have landed and they’re dragging down the average
"Florida did the right thing by keeping schools open"
Once again forced to interact with Toyota customer support AI on a phone call and it can't even transcribe the literally spelled out error code "P zero A 8 zero" correctly. Just pure dogshit
Any robust theory of game design will backtest onto games that preceded the idea. This automatically removes almost anything technical in nature (eg graphics) and removes almost all financially-oriented aspects.
Holy crap, I am watching Master Of The Flying Guillotine for the first time and holy shit the soundtrack (Neu!, Tangerine Dream, and Kraftwerk) is INSANE
This era of screen printed natural paperstock album sleeves, ... we gotta go back. I'm still fucking with screen printing juju in shaders. I really want a game to look like this some day.
An increasing number of Godot 4.x games are doing this weird thing that looks like some kinda aliasing for scaled ui/graphics. In my own Godot work it never happens. The devs I talk to can't repro it. Anyone know what's going on? #godot
Someone please put out a youtube video on how to recover from crawling up your own asshole while hunting for and prototyping new game ideas ... a f r i e n d of mine needs it
I played Magic mainly from 1995-1997. I only really ever played kitchen table / pile of cards style. I probably spent <$100 in total ever on packs + singles during that time.