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New Video Game Advisor

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Sage advice from the best source there is: video games. Made this because the original vgadvisor deactivated their account for some reason. Tag me or send DM for submissions (I'll bookmark them to repost them later).

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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 30m ago

Pokémon Trading Card Game (GBC, 1998)

An NPC named Sara is saying, "It feels so good to swim in the pool!"

☁️ Gloomy Jake ☁️@jaketaur.bsky.social · 2w ago

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Dragon Quest VII Reimagined

New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Killer7 (2005)

Susie's head in in a box speaking to the player saying, "These baby boomers don't know right from wrong."

New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 23h ago

The House in Fata Morgana (Multiplatform, 2012)

Pauline is saying, "There's nothing better than having a ham sandwich in the park!"

NTom64_HFC @ntom64.bsky.social · 2w ago

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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Disaster: Day of Crisis (Wii, 2008)

A tutorial screen features the protagonist, Raymond Bryce, on fire. Text on the screen reads:

"Fire. Touching flames will set you on fire.
Being on fire causes you to lose LIFE.

If you can't jump over a fire, try running through it."

New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 2d ago

Harvest Moon 64 (N64, 1999)

The NPC Kent is saying, "We must be very quiet around the newborn puppies."

Gaming Snob @gamingsnob.bsky.social · 2w ago

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Liam Tasker @liamtasker.bsky.social · 2w ago

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Prince of Persia The Sands of Time. Text says "avoid spiky poles".

New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 3d ago

Persona 3 Reload (Multiplatform, 2024)

Mitsuru is saying, “I’d say 95% of the people referred to as charismatic by the media or charlatans.”

She continues, “They don’t have charisma. They’re just agitators who are stirring up unrest in society.”

Swimmy Lionni @swimmylionni.bsky.social · 2w ago

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A screenshot from the 1987 arcade game Spy Hunter II. On the right it says:
CREDIT 2
PRESS START TO BEGIN
SHIFT GEARS WHEN RPMS HIGH
EARN WEAPONS BY ENTERING VAN
USE RADAR TO LOCATE OTHER VEHICLES

On the left, a guy in the front cabin of the van is looking back at the player's car and saying:
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK!

New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 4d ago

Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream (Switch, 2026)

A room display called the No. 1 Fan set has the description, "Hyperfocus on your passion until your home is full of stuff."

Mashfiq Ahmed @mrahmedgaming.bsky.social · 2w ago

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Character in the video game Off-Peak saying "We can't allow those in power to ignore our issues."

Zach 🐊@zblade64.bsky.social · 3w ago

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“You might not know this, being how you are and all, but there are times when it’s best to keep your mouth shut and not say anything at all.” - Maribel, Dragon Quest VII Reimagined

“People have all sorts of things going on in their lives, which you might not know about. Try to think about that before cutting in with any half-formed opinions, okay?” - Maribel, Dragon Quest VII Reimagined

New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 5d ago

NieR: Automata (Multiplatform, 2017)

An Operator is speaking to 2B and 9S. They're saying, "Want a piece of advice from someone who's been in your shoes before? Back up your data whenever you can."

Nesstalgic °˖🫖 Cozy Games & Reviews @nesstalgic.bsky.social · 3w ago

A little late but definitely a message that bears repeating daily for anyone like me who needs to hear it 🫂🩷 you don't have to carry every burden and you definitely don't have to carry it alone Game: Moonlight Peaks Platform: PC, Nintendo Switch, Android

Dragan the seer talking to Nesa in his home. He says: a gentle reminder, you don't have to carry every burden today.

Smash @smashpro1.bsky.social · 3w ago

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Kiryu:(Being prepared for something leads to fewer worries. I should keep that in mind too.)

New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 6d ago

Touch Detective (DS, 2006)

Text reads, "If an area looks strange, simply touch it."

The text continues, "Do the same if you'd like to talk with someone."

The text continues, "Touch that person. That is it."

New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Bomberman 64 (N64, 1997)

Sirius is speaking to Bomberman. He's saying, "Keep in mind that you should walk when you're in closed-in, dangerous areas, but feel free to run in open, safe areas."

Nintendo Metro @nintendometro.bsky.social · 3w ago

New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 7d ago

The Simpsons (Arcade, 1991) (Submitted by @check-dot.bsky.social)

Lisa Simpson is saying her "iconic" phrase, "Embrace nothingness."

Andrew Elmore 💽@elmore.zone · 8mo ago

Folks, I really cannot stress this enough:

Avoid the moose at the XC90 Proving Grounds.

New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · last wk.

Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island (SNES, 1995)

A text box above Yoshi and Baby Mario reads, "The more Stars you collect, the safer you are."

Adrian Has Issues Podcast @adrianhasissues.com · 3w ago

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Francis Zach Morgan

Pizza will never betray you. So you need to trust it, too.

The Lunch Avoider @lunchavoider.bsky.social · 3w ago

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Instead of complaining, just do 50 push ups!

New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · last wk.

Animal Crossing: New Horizons (Switch, 2020)

A player villager stands in the center of a room. A message reads, "You can't report your own properties."

Saturn🪐- Charlie's Good Boy @saturnwolf.bsky.social · 3w ago

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Stuart Little 2 (PSX, 2002)

A bird named Margalo is talking to Stuart. She's saying, "Hey, life is an adventure. But if that's not enough for you go and race this bug! If you win you will awarded with a jeweled ring!"

Adam @venowtron.bsky.social · 3w ago

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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Tomodachi Life (3DS, 2013)

A Mii is saying, "Don't put things off until tomorrow. Next week buys you WAY more time!"