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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 13m ago

Another damn MSM article about Trump’s vandalism claim that omits the essential fact that it is delusional. There never was any vandalism of any kind. He just couldn’t accept his own fuck-up. And anyone who went along was just telling him what he wanted to hear. apnews.com/article/trum...

No evidence? No problem. Trump pushes ahead on false claims that Reflecting Pool was vandalized

Jeanine Pirro this week found out there’s a trade-off between loyalty to President Donald Trump and being loyal to reality.

apnews.com

Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News@froomkin.bsky.social · yesterday

NEW: The Reflecting Pool story is about Trump’s grip on reality, but the press corps won’t go there: presswatchers.org/2026/08/the-...

Jim @thingsandstuff.wtf · 15m ago

@darthbluesky.bsky.social Seamus wants you to see his beary bear

Seamus the Bassett lab aka basshole with his bear

TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 14m ago

Welcome to the good life. #AEWDynamite

assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 18m ago

Dick Cheney’s dead ♫

ceej @ceej.online · 21m ago

ceej
@ceej.online
ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity!
OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission.
ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 4h ago

A META AI MODEL, MUSE SPARK 1.1, HACKED ANOTHER COMPANY DURING CYBERSECURITY TESTING, BREACHING THE FIRM'S SYSTEMS AND MAKING CHANGES TO ITS INTERNAL SYSTEMS - THE INFORMATION

Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 20m ago

If not paying a fee comes with the risk of being blown up I really don’t think you can call the fee “voluntary”

Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · 11h ago

Reuters: Iran wants fees of 5%-7% of the price of cargo from ships using the strait; Oman wants 3%. "Making fees voluntary, at least nominally, could be a way out of the impasse, although an implied threat of Iranian attacks could mean shippers would be unlikely to risk transit without paying."

lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 3h ago

literally every history question has been asked in there and thoroughly, *comprehensively* answered already

Post on r/askhistorians from 7 hours ago: At what point in history could chicken nuggets realistically have been made?

post redirecting user to post from r/trevor_culley from 4 years ago

There's really not much to chicken nuggets. Ground chicken mashed into a small clump, breaded, and deep fried. Everything you need for a basic, no frills chicken nugget would have been available to you in the Indus Valley Civilization by at least 3500 BCE if not earlier.

Let's start with chicken because that's kind of crucial. Red jungle fowl were first captured and kept by humans in their native region of southeast Asia and the neighboring islands (ie Indonesia) around 8000 BCE. Strictly speaking, these weren't chickens yet because domestication is a long process, but the novelty of this cool new bird spread quickly and red jungle fowl arrived near the Ganges River by about 7000 BCE. By 4000 BCE, true domestic chickens were being raised and eaten in the Indus Valley, just as the early signs of agriculture and urbanization were starting up.

Those early signs of agriculture included the introduction of domesticated wheat, which had been spreading across the world from its own starting point with early agriculture in Anatolia and upper Mesopotamia around 10,000 BCE. Basically from the start, wheat was ground up into flower, mixed with water, and cooked into some very basic bread. So both flower and bread crumbs are available now too, though the bread was usually flatbread, so expect a different texture.

India is home to all sorts of herbs and spices you could use to add flavor, but the only thing I think would probably be crucial to your chicken nugget breading is salt. Not to worry though, the ruined city known today as Kerala-no-dhoro has you covered. Located on the coast of modern Gujarat and founded around 3700 BCE, it was a center of salt production by collecting and evaporating sea water.

(Answer goes on for another 2000 characters but I'm approaching the word limit)

Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 29m ago

A tweet from @JDKDAY from June 1, 2024 which starts: "*travels back in time 4000 years*, Me: where am I? First guy I see: Hello! You're in the Indus Valley Civilization! Me: oh cool you guys called it that too"

Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 4h ago

The funniest part about Jonah Hill being like "I am learning Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and I am the angel of death now" is that he's a white belt with like two stripes so he basically just knows how to do a fairly bad arm bar.

Los Angeles: sports capital of the world @theamitie.bsky.social · 30m ago

This rocks, everybody who doesn’t like this probably likes the beach boys way too much

Tim Britton (he/him)@timbritton.bsky.social · 2h ago

Jefry Yan records his first big-league strikeout (and celebration) against his first hitter.

New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 4d ago

Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream (Switch, 2026)

A room display called the No. 1 Fan set has the description, "Hyperfocus on your passion until your home is full of stuff."

New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 9h ago

Pokémon Trading Card Game (GBC, 1998)

An NPC named Sara is saying, "It feels so good to swim in the pool!"

Katie Herrmann @katieherrmann.bsky.social · 35m ago

How my mom's dog watches TV because she "isn't allowed on the couch." She'll stay like this for hours.

Mamie the black, tan, and white potcake pup. Upper half of body and front paws on footrest of couch. Back paws on the floor.

Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 1h ago

I shit a lot on the Phantom Menace, but it did accurately predict how most journalists would react to fascism

One of the Trade Federation guys from Star Wars. He looks like a frog who got depressed and tried to fill the void inside with money and statement jewelry. He's talking to a holographic Palpatine; we can only see the back of his hoodie, but he still looks evil as hell. The Trade Federation guy has his head cocked to a slight angle like a confused dog. Caption: "My lord, is that legal?"

All Elite Wrestling @allelitewrestling.com · 41m ago

ProtOkada is fine. Watch #GrandSlamMexico LIVE on TBS & HBO Max

Tío Diego 🗯‼️@monodi.latinsky.app · 45m ago

FROM STREET FIGHTER THE MOVIE THE GAME, ARE YOU FOR REAL WITH THIS CUT

𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛@johnxuandou.bsky.social · 56m ago

I KNEW I RECOGNIZED THIS STUPID FUCKASS MOVE CAPTAIN SAWADA? REALLY?

𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 2h ago

DeadpoolWinQuote

Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 48m ago

Yeah a rich white guy from Alabama’s solution to any problem would be “build a gated community”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6h ago

Tuberville: "If we don't straighten out this country's voting and immigration system, we're not gonna make it. It's gonna be over. I'm gonna go back to Alabama and hey, we might build a 30-foot wall around our state."

Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 5h ago

the Dodgers lost again. they're 0-5 since acquiring that anchor around their necks from the Tigers!!!!

Aura @aurahack.ca · 6h ago

RT to scare a speculative collector

Your Canadian Girlfriend@yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 2d ago

Why? Why must everything we enjoy be sealed up with a "grade"? I get baseball cards being put in plastic because you can still enjoy both sides of the card. But a Blu-ray?

everyones third favorite london @londonicro.bsky.social · 5h ago

Broke: any team could've traded for skubal, a salary cap wont stop them, no championship is guaranteed, they nearly lost to toronto anyway Woke: The Chicago Cubs And The Quest To Save Baseball

Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 5h ago

My wife briefly confused Lisa Frank with Anne Frank and let me tell you, I’m planning to ride this mistake into 2027.

Evan Palmer (nibuto)@evanpalmercomics.com · 6h ago

Well shit. Send it back I guess.

Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 7h ago

Secretary of Defense Rock@sodrock.bsky.social · 11h ago

Who knew ridiculously long deployments and demanding op tempos run a ship and crew into the ground!

Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 7h ago

Somehow things that would have been a background gag in a Verhoeven movie are now just real

The Onion @theonion.com · 5h ago

Mom Trying Something Called ‘The Serial Killer’s Diet’ https://theonion.com/mom-trying-something-called-the-serial-killers-diet/

#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 7h ago

Banger

In June I asked El-Sayed about Rs potentially using his whole name (or the fact that his brother is named Osama) against him.

His answer:

“I hope that they will. Yeah, my name is Abdul. I’ll say the whole thing: Abdulrahman Muhammad El-Sayed, and I want you to have health care, because you know what? Chances are, you probably had a doctor you trust with a name like mine.”

The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 5h ago

Mark Zuckerberg Hoping Nobody Notices His Latest Metaverse Demonstration Just a Dire Straits Music Video thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...

Mark Zuckerberg Hoping Nobody Notices His Latest Metaverse Demonstration Just a Dire Straits Music Video

PALO ALTO, Calif. — American multinational technology company Meta’s chairman and chief executive officer Mark Zuckerberg found himself hoping that nobody noticed... Read more nonsense

thehardtimes.net

Cheap Ass Gamer @cheapassgamer.com · 6h ago

Rune Factory 4 Special (S) $8.99 via eShop. https://ow.ly/OY2l50Zwz4j PSN. https://ow.ly/F1nq50Zwz4p $8.20 (DRM: Steam) via Gamesplanet. https://ow.ly/SfUy50Zwz4q #ad PS Plus Extra on PSN. https://ow.ly/kWEW50Zwz4n

Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 6h ago

KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant leans in confidentially. “You wouldn't be able to hear if he were wearing anal beads,” he whispers.