norwegians when they set a reminder for the halloween episode of their favourite tv show:
harpy@shiftingvisage.bsky.social · yesterdayjust got such a scary scam text message
harpy@shiftingvisage.bsky.social · yesterdaymy typewriter still hasn’t arrived even tho it said it would have by now :(
bought a typewriter cos i wanna be a whimsical history teacher + my handwriting is illegible
my opinion re music on trains is the people complaining will happily take a phone call on the train as if that isn’t equally as antisocial and annoying
i wish you could define an area on tinder like on zillow cos like there are places in a radius that are impossible to get to, and places much further away that are very easy to get to … x
my friend was like how did you teach english as a foreign language and not kno that… girl i marked all american spellings / ize as wrong x
nic 🍋@nic-peach.bsky.social · 2w agocircumcise is spelt the same in america (ie not with a z) wtaf
Chanty Beluga updates Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia (FYROM)
farmers after enough of their hens’ eggs have been fertilised:
Berry beckons@penorsword.bsky.social · 3w agoIt’s lock your bfs pathetic cock up day
gays will steal your life vest and help you look for it 🙄😒
harry 💜@harryisquite.gay · 3w agoI put 100 oomfs on a gay cruise, the last one to post a thirst trap will win £100,000,000
I can't be fucked with, no Ho you can't touch this, ay Bitch, I do rich shit, huh My money thick thick, ay
invited a guy to my room to see my city... but i dont think that was his main concern... :(
