This is such a fucking tease

Downplay a book or movie: The above average storm

Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 3d ago

Downplay a book for movie: Kittens (2019)

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Aliens Film: Newt vs. Alien Queen

Alt: Aliens Film: Newt vs. Alien Queen

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roterote@roterote.bsky.social · 7d ago

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

"from whence I told you to go fuck yourself" Jesus Christ you spend all this time crafting this dialogue he wouldn't fuck up that syntax

My first fifteen years were so confusing until finally this issue hit the newsstands. I took off my John Lennon sunglasses, sat back in my sweater vest and pastel slacks, and understood myself for the first time in that Barnes and Noble Starbucks.

shawn@mulchy.bsky.social · 3w ago

on this day in 1995, scientists discovered bisexuality. happy 31st birthday to all my fellow bs

Inside everyone are two kidneys. Give me one of them.

The saddest part is the surprise I feel that a white guy was done in but sexual assault instead of a Nazi tattoo. Hopefully that's a sign of progress, because historically I don't think that's been the hierarchy of scandal.

Ah, so passive voice isn't just for cop shootings. Pray tell, who was ordered to pay that? And what did he do to earn that judgment?

Hear me out: no. Go fuck yourself. You are not the standard bearer, you're a ridiculous distraction who also abuses women and toys with Nazi shit. Go the fuck away, do not pass go, do not collect a podcast offer

Peter Baker@peterbakernyt.bsky.social · last mo.

Platner aide lists terms for dropping out: “If he was to step down it would only be with a guarantee of being replaced by a candidate who he believes is true to the values and vision and policy agenda of the campaign that Maine voted for." @shanegoldmacher.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/live/2026/07...

The number of people I heard last season complaining about the Storm coaching, and now...

Fox news now talking about why liberals aren't proud of america: because they're just unhappy people

God this footage of little white children in maga hats singing along to Toby Keith is fucking chilling

Oh God they're defiling prince now, this is treason

Oh God they got an active service member to perform YMCA to make Grandpa happy

American schools: wait you have assets

Parody Nigel Farage@parodypm.bsky.social · last mo.

Sure Grimey, it’s Labour’s crusade, not a Chinese company taking over schools and asset stripping them for profit: Durham High School – acquired Dec ‘24, closed Jul ‘26 Malvern St James – acquired Feb ‘25, closed Ap ‘26 Ruthin School – acquired 2023, said will close Jul ‘26

This just reminded me of the crazy military parade he did. That fucking happened, right?

Jim Lokay@jimlokay.com · last mo.

Just in: America’s Independence Day Parade in DC has been CANCELED, per the National Park Service. It was set to step off tomorrow, July 4, at 10:30am along the National Mall.

Okay, I can't believe I'm just discovering Minx. This show is adorbs

Well, that's one way to reinterpret the story...

I got way more emotional about the sheep detectives than I should have

The cease fire was strained by... Fire

The Associated Press@apnews.com · last mo.

BREAKING: The U.S. military says it has struck multiple targets in Iran as the ceasefire is strained by a second day of attacks.

We need a term for posts that call out replies to the original that didn't happen

So a gun owner organization has standing to challenge a law because it might make a retail establishment reluctant to explicitly allow gun owners to carry inside. Sure.

Matt Ford@mford.bsky.social · last mo.

Second opinion today is Wolford v. Lopez. SCOTUS says Hawaii law that forbids concealed carry on private property without owner’s express authorization violates the Second Amendment. 6-3 by Alito. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

Watching Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed (excellent btw) taught me that the 10,000 steps thing was just an ad campaign. Google's new ai search confirmed as much, and then suggested how I could leverage this popular myth to manipulate people...

The plan: forever warp the job market through taxpayer-funded subsidies of unsustainable AI businesses just long enough for all other companies to lay off millions of workers and reorient their work processes around proprietary technology and then once this is accomplished, raise inference prices.

Gotta admit, starting wars and then surrendering is a smart way to juice those "wars ended" numbers

So, we're all just gonna keep pretending that the Duck Tales theme song isn't just Pointer Sisters' Neutron Dance...

My own personal Triumph the insult comic dog

Hi, men who are saying “well it was just assault, not rape. At least he’s not a Republican.” do you know that people can see your posts? I’m just asking

NextDoor is getting pretty dickensian...

Happy pride everyone! And I really mean that, spread that queer joy and make people see it. Because it's so beautiful that it'll make people wonder why they don't get to see more of it and maybe they'll try to make the world a more joyous place for everyone. Also it pisses off the Nazi fucks.