@nickibis.bsky.social
I've never seen a bigger gap between declared competence and actual performance than the drop-in ads in podcast trying to sell me podcast ads. Some cunt saying "people pay attention to podcast ads" - mate I am smashing skip ahead faster than you can imagine
wait wait wait I just thought of something really funny - what if on census night we all put down JEDI as our religion
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
The Commonwealth Games are so strange. Australia wins a lawn bowls game and I'm like ha ha yeah take that Niue, an island nation of 1600 people!! We sure showed you!!!
The AFLW ticket redemption process for members is still so fucking tedious. Just give me one barcode that is eligible for every game. Don't make me go through Ticketmaster with my special password to unlock individual tickets and click through eight web pages for each bloody game.
Sometimes things look like a lowercase p, sometimes like a lowercase d. It's all about dersdective.
@tomwalker.bsky.social I once again have the theme song from the Landlord Super game in my head. I don't think the Landlord Super VODs are on the archive channel though, which is a bit sad.
As someone who lives in Adelaide and regularly walks past the Torrens - can't see the issue here, looks great. Could be more green, if anything.
The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 2mo agoPeople are flocking to see the algae-streaked Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool and are eager to weigh in on the solution. on.wsj.com/3SikwzQ
[If Sabrina Carpenter was a sewing machine in a 24-hour sewing factory] I'm working late 'cause I'm a
i like that Paul Simon gets big cocky with his theory that there's 50 ways to leave your lover, and then when pressed for answers he's only got like six and one of them is just "get on the bus"
I love YouTube so much. Adam from Mythbusters uploads a video called "hand engraving is harder than you think" and I'm like my man I have never once considered the relative difficulty of engraving, you cannot put this on me. Next video - forget everything you knew about belt loops. Yeah sure thing
Bulldogs in for a big shift of selling boiled candy at the seaside pier #AFLMBulldogsvCrows
🎶 oh-wee-oh I look just like Debbie Harry, uh oh and it's me that you should call 🎶
🎶 with his pals Pokey, Prickle and Goo, he'll do 9/11 if you want him to 🎶
Gumby Screens@gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 3mo ago
Hiring a string quartet to stand on this sinking pontoon playing Nearer My God to Thee
No criticism to Will here at all but everything I learn about the US baffles me
Will “Available for Contracts” Smith@willsmith.fun · 3mo agoI dropped my California ballot in the box on Tuesday, and just got the text saying “your ballot has been received” about ten minutes ago.
Hugh Grant starts a Bee Gees cover band. 🎶 Ah, oh, I... quite. Staying alive, staying alive. Oh - it's, uh, I... staying aliiiiive 🎶
@ajinhd.bsky.social Howdy, I've just finished my second listen of all three parts of the Barbie pods. Is there a leaderboard of most listens? I'll go again. I have lost my mind.
Kitchen troubles this evening. Recipe says "whisk egg whites until stiff". Five minutes in and I'm only mildly aroused.
In the colder months, the weather forecast should be called the "wintery summary"
Australia's cyber security co-ordinator just dropped what I think will be a very useful reaction meme
I'm not an EV driver but this is a genuinely infuriating article. I was told not to charge it to 100% because it was unnecessarily slow - but I did anyway and it was REALLY SLOW! Yeah no joke you absolute turnip www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...
The fiddly and time-consuming reality of driving an EV in Australia
With no end in sight to soaring fuel prices, 7.30 decided to take an EV for a test drive to see how far it could take our reporter, and if Australia's EV charging network stacks up.
abc.net.au
[Bellowing at Wet 'n Wild] Wait a moment - waterSLIDE? Bloody Americanised nonsense. It's a waterslipperydip you drongos
I don't buy into the "AFLW is too low scoring to be entertaining" argument anyway but IS interesting that four out of the five highest scores have been made at AFLM venues rather than the suburban grounds.
Loved being back at the W - very glad the Crows found another gear for the fourth quarter. #AFLWCrowsCats
Commentators mixing up Maddi Newman and Hannah Munyard? AFLW is back
